The Best Kisuke Urahara Quotes

He's many people's favorite character from Bleach, so why not rank the best Kisuke Urahara quotes from the series? Below we feature the greatest Kisuke Urahara quotes, and we want you to influence the list by voting your favorites up.

Although he plays a bit of a comic-relief role with his jovial and laid-back personality, Kisuke Urahara has an extremely serious side when a situation calls for him to step up. Although he is incredibly powerful, he often stays on the sidelines when major events are going down, preferring to act as a spark that will set others in motion to do his bidding for him. Kisuke lives in the human world and owns a small convenience shop that sells special Shinigami products.

There are so many good Kisuke Urahara quotes in Bleach, but vote up your favorites below. You can also downvote any Kisuke Urahara quotes if you feel like they don't deserve to be at the top of the list.


  • Disappointed With Ichigo
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    Disappointed With Ichigo

    "I'm so disappointed, Ichigo, so very disappointed. Sadly, your sword exhibits only fear. When you counter, it's because you fear being killed. When you attack, you fear killing. And when you protect someone, you fear you could let them die. At this point, the only thing your sword speaks is senseless fright, and that's not good. What you don't need in battle is fear. Nothing will come of it. When you counter, you don't let them cut you. When you protect someone, you don't let them die. And when you attack, you kill."

  • Killed My Hat
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    Killed My Hat

    "That wasn't very nice. I do believe you've killed my hat."

  • No Sense Of Humor
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    No Sense Of Humor


    [Urahara writes Ichigo a message in blood] "Please meet at Urahara shop immediately." [After Ichigo freaked out] "P.S: If you look at this message and think that it is the message of a person before his death... then you have no sense of humor."

  • Possibly Have Bankai
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    Possibly Have Bankai

    "Noooo, there's no way I, a mere handsome and sexy shopkeeper, could possibly have bankai!"

  • Love  Is The Only Limited Product
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    Love Is The Only Limited Product

    "There's a lot of products that you can buy with money...but my love is the only limited product that only you can have."

  • What Comes Next Is Up To You.
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    What Comes Next Is Up To You.

    "Your transformation is not a disease. You were just given the key to the door in front of you. There's no need to know the cause. No need for sorrow or sadness. What comes next is up to you. You can use your keys to open the door...or lock it tight. And if you do choose to open it... You can still decide not to pass through."