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The Best Krusty the Clown Quotes 

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Updated June 14, 2019 180 votes 44 voters 2.5k views 30 items

Krusty the Clown was originally going to be Homer in disguise, but the character worked so well on his own that they the writers decided to keep him. Thanks to his time in front of the camera, he's had some memorable quotes over the years on The Simpsons.

From classic lines showcasing his upper-class standing around others like "My house is dirty. Buy me a clean one. Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator" to his opening catchphrase, "Hey, hey, kids," let's take a look at the greatest Krusty quotes in Simpsons history. Which of Krusty's quotes from the episodes featuring the worlds best worst clown do you think is the most memorable?

Whatever your favorite Krusty quotes are, vote them up on the list below so they will climb closer to the top.

Personally Spit is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Krusty the Clown Quotes
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Personally Spit

Krusty: I will personally spit into every fiftieth burger!

 

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Buy Me A Clean One is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Krusty the Clown Quotes
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Buy Me A Clean One

Krusty: My house is dirty. Buy me a clean one. Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

 

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Gave Me A Kidney is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Krusty the Clown Quotes
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Gave Me A Kidney

Krusty: Homer gave me a kidney, it wasn't his, I didn't need it and it came postage due, but still a lovely gesture.

 

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Sex Cauldron is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Krusty the Clown Quotes
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Sex Cauldron

Krusty: Sex Cauldron! I thought they closed that place down years ago!

 

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