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The Best Krusty the Clown Quotes

Updated June 14, 2019 262 votes 52 voters 3.2k views30 items

Krusty the Clown was originally going to be Homer in disguise, but the character worked so well on his own that they the writers decided to keep him. Thanks to his time in front of the camera, he's had some memorable quotes over the years on The Simpsons.

From classic lines showcasing his upper-class standing around others like "My house is dirty. Buy me a clean one. Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator" to his opening catchphrase, "Hey, hey, kids," let's take a look at the greatest Krusty quotes in Simpsons history. Which of Krusty's quotes from the episodes featuring the worlds best worst clown do you think is the most memorable?

Whatever your favorite Krusty quotes are, vote them up on the list below so they will climb closer to the top.

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    Personally Spit

    Krusty: I will personally spit into every fiftieth burger!

     

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      Buy Me A Clean One

      Krusty: My house is dirty. Buy me a clean one. Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

       

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        Sex Cauldron

        Krusty: Sex Cauldron! I thought they closed that place down years ago!

         

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          Globetrotters Used A Ladder

          Krusty: I thought they were due! The game was fixed! The Globetrotters used a ladder for Pete's sake! C'mon! He's just holding out the ball, take it!

           

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