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The Best Krusty the Clown Quotes

Updated June 14, 2019 332 votes 60 voters 3.8k views30 items

Krusty the Clown was originally going to be Homer in disguise, but the character worked so well on his own that they the writers decided to keep him. Thanks to his time in front of the camera, he's had some memorable quotes over the years on The Simpsons.

From classic lines showcasing his upper-class standing around others like "My house is dirty. Buy me a clean one. Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator" to his opening catchphrase, "Hey, hey, kids," let's take a look at the greatest Krusty quotes in Simpsons history. Which of Krusty's quotes from the episodes featuring the worlds best worst clown do you think is the most memorable?

Whatever your favorite Krusty quotes are, vote them up on the list below so they will climb closer to the top.

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    The Juice

    Krusty: Aaagh! I almost swallowed some of the juice! (during the filming of the KrustyBurger commercial)


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    • 2

      Space On My Butt

      Krusty: I think there's some space on my butt.


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      • 3


        Krusty: We've got wallet making, archery, the whole megillah!


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          Personally Spit

          Krusty: I will personally spit into every fiftieth burger!


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