• Entertainment

The Funniest Larry David Quotes From 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'

Looking to laugh? Then you are in the right place. Listed below are the best Larry David quotes from Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry David plays a fictionalized version of himself. It doesn't matter if you are a fan of the show or the star himself, there are quite a few memorable Larry David lines. As a somewhat improvised comedy show, you get to vote on some truly funny Larry David quotes. But which one is the funniest Larry David quote?

That all depends on your votes. Vote up your favorite Larry David quotes, one-liners, and quips. Then check back to see how other Larry David fans have ranked your selections and which of these quotes makes it to the number one spot. 

  • 1

    Like A Jewish Thing

    Larry: See this thing? It's a mezuzah. Got that? And I need you to put it over the door here. This is like a Jewish thing, you know, we put it over the door so every anti-Semite in the neighborhood will know that we live here in case they want to burn down the house.


    Love this quote?
  • 2

    The Woman Is Amazing

    Marty: F*ck me Jew b*stard?

    Larry: Yeah. Small price to pay for the best sex that I ever had, anywhere! This woman is amazing.

    Marty: So when did your orgasm. When she said she'll f*ck the Jew out of you?


    Love this quote?
  • 3

    Hate Myself

    Walter: You know what you are, you are a self-loathing Jew.

    Larry: Well I do hate myself, but it has nothing to do with being Jewish.


    Love this quote?
  • 4

    We Should

    Larry: You know we should have sex sometime.


    Love this quote?