Hilarious Halloween Costumes For Lazy People

Over 100 Ranker voters have come together to rank this list of Hilarious Halloween Costumes For Lazy People

Whether you're looking for lazy Halloween costumes or are simply searching for some fun and simple ideas to conjure up this year, this list ranks some of the funniest costumes you can make pretty easily. With options for guys, options for girls, and even options for couples, you can DIY these funny costumes by using items around the house.

Want to go as Freddie Mercury? All you need is a pair of jeans, a tight tank top, and a rocking 'stache. Want to go as your friendly neighborhood barista? Don some slacks, pop on a polo shirt, strap on that apron, and you're good to go. These lazy Halloween costumes are all super easy to make and are sure to garner a few LOLs. Plus, they definitely beat spending a small fortune on a ready-made costume you'll only wear once. Which of these lazy costumes is your favorite?


  • 1
    95 VOTES

    Freddie Mercury

    Redditor u/Fruity667's low-budget Freddie Mercury is both easy to spot and even easier to make.

    What you'll need: A pair of super tight jeans, a white tank top, and a mustache. Copious amounts of chest hair is encouraged.

    95 votes
  • 2
    71 VOTES

    A 'Cereal' Killer

    An oldie but a goodie, this classic Halloween costume never goes out of style. Instagram user @bookishbrooke83's decision to add little plastic knives is a nice touch. 

    What you'll need: a white shirt, various small boxes of cereal, fake blood.

    71 votes
  • 3
    43 VOTES

    Rosie the Riveter

    This is one costume that will never go out of style. Instagram user @reginabeachua ditched the polka dot scarf in favor of a solid red color, but it still works. As long as you have the rolled-up sleeves, you're good to go. 

    What you'll need: A jean shirt and a red polka dot scarf. Big biceps are a bonus.

    43 votes
  • 4
    49 VOTES

    Mr. Rogers

    Mr. Rogers
    Photo: sjett92 / Reddit

    Who wouldn't want to be his neighbor? Redditor u/sjett92's Mr. Rogers costume hits all the right notes. Plus, that vintage red cardigan is perfect.

    What you'll need: a red or yellow cardigan, jeans, a tie, and an open heart.

    49 votes
  • 5
    67 VOTES

    Patrick Bateman From 'American Psycho'

    Patrick Bateman From 'American Psycho'
    Photo: lionzion / Reddit

    Redditor u/lionzion's American Psycho costume is an instant win. If you can find a white suit to wear underneath and learn how to perfect that evil scowl, your Halloween game will be on point.

    What you'll need: a clear raincoat, fake blood, and lots and lots of hair gel. Carrying a few videotapes around wouldn't hurt, either.

    67 votes
  • 6
    99 VOTES

    A 404 Message

    There are oodles of 404-type costumes making the rounds on Reddit, with each one being slightly lazier than the last. Apparently, the guy in @boxersninja's photo didn't even write this himself. Talk about dedication.

    What you'll need: A plain white shirt, a sharpie, and steady penmanship.

    99 votes