The Best Turanga Leela Quotes From 'Futurama'

The best Leela quotes prove why she's the captain of the Planet Express ship. Turanga Leela is one powerful sewer mutant who knows how to kick butt and take names. She's beautiful, charming, and hilarious. That last quality is on full display in this list of the best Turanga Leela quotes of all time. Which pieces of dialogue do you remember fondly from the one-eyed captain?

She ruminated on a life mostly well-spent with the quote, "Well, it wasn't a bad life. If only I could get back that time I spent watching Tron: Legacy." It seems that even 1,000 years in the future, people still don't look back fondly on that movie. There were also moments where Leela got just a little bit too real like with the line, "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."

Great Turanga Leela cartoon quotes have finally been gathered onto one list. Brave adventurers, which one do you think should be at the top of the list? From the furthest reaches of space to deep down into the sewers, we're calling on everyone to vote for their favorites. 

  • 1
    20 VOTES

    Capital Gains Tax

    Leela: I'm a millionaire! Suddenly I have an opinion about the capital gains tax.

    20 votes
  • 2
    14 VOTES

    Ending Your Stories

    Fry: My girlfriend had one of those. Actually it wasn't hers, it was her dad's. And she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains.

    Leela: Fry, remember what we said about ending your stories a sentence earlier?

    14 votes
  • 3
    45 VOTES

    Mental Illness

    Leela: I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.

    45 votes
  • 4
    11 VOTES

    Cheering at Me

    Leela: All this time I thought they were cheering for me, but they were actually cheering at me.

    11 votes
  • 5
    31 VOTES

    Pretend to Like Each Other

    Leela: Society is never gonna make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other. 

    31 votes
  • 6
    10 VOTES

    Wangs Chung

    Leela: This wangs chung!

    10 votes