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You're Never Too Old For The Best Quotes From 'Lethal Weapon'  

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Which of these Lethal Weapon quotes are your favorites? Few buddy cop action comedies are as beloved as the Lethal Weapon franchise. The 1987 film follows Martin Riggs, played by Mel Gibson, a suicidal LAPD detective, who is paired with Roger Murtaugh, played by Danny Glover, a 50-year old veteran of the force who is thinking about retirement. The movie proved to be wildly successful upon its release as it was followed by three sequels and a TV series. With snappy dialogue and great action set pieces, it's easy to see why audiences continue to watch the film to this day. The dialogue is a major highlight of the movie, which is why this list has gathered the best Lethal Weapon quotes for your amusement. 

Murtaugh has a funny line when he says to Riggs, "No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? I'll drive." But don't worry. Riggs has his fair share of great lines as well, such as when he proclaims, "I don't make things complicated. That's the way they get, all by themselves." But which Lethal Weapon quotes are your favorites?

This list of Lethal Weapon movie quotes will remind you of why the movie is so great. Vote up all your favorite quotes and one-liners!

Too Old is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list You're Never Too Old For The Best Quotes From 'Lethal Weapon'
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Too Old

Roger Murtaugh: I'm too old for this sh*t!

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A Lethal Weapon is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list You're Never Too Old For The Best Quotes From 'Lethal Weapon'
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A Lethal Weapon

Roger Murtaugh: I guess we need to register you as a lethal weapon.

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Psycho Pension is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list You're Never Too Old For The Best Quotes From 'Lethal Weapon'
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Psycho Pension

Roger Murtaugh: You're not trying to draw a psycho pension! You really are crazy!

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Why I Was Transferred is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list You're Never Too Old For The Best Quotes From 'Lethal Weapon'
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Why I Was Transferred

Martin Riggs: Hey, look friend, let's just cut the sh*t. Now we both know why I was transferred. Everybody thinks I'm suicidal, in which case, I'm f*cked and nobody wants to work with me; or they think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I'm f*cked and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I'm fc*ked.

Roger Murtaugh: Guess what?

Martin Riggs: What?

Roger Murtaugh: I don't want to work with you!

Martin Riggs: Hey, don't.

Roger Murtaugh: Ain't got no choice! Looks like we both been f*cked!

Martin Riggs: Terrific.

Roger Murtaugh: God hates me. That's what it is.

Martin Riggs: Hate him back; it works for me.

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