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Alriiight, Here Are Some Great Quotes From Linda Belcher

Voiced by John Roberts, Linda Belcher is everyone’s favorite wine-drinking mom who loves her kids and has the best quotes (partially because she seems to say what she's thinking with almost no filter). Most of Linda Belcher’s best one-liners come from her interactions with her family. Let's take a look at the best Linda Belcher quotes of all time, including favorites such as "I'm bringing home the bacon now. Oh, my God! I forgot the bacon," and “I got a party to poop on!"

Since Linda Belcher is a loving and supportive mother many of the greatest Linda Belcher quotes are about giving advice to her children. It often feels like all of the things Linda Belcher says are funny, but which of these lines are the best Linda Belcher quotes?

You get to help decide with your votes! Vote up your favorite Linda Belcher quotes from Bob's Burgers.

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    Moms Just Wanna Have Fun

    Linda: Mommy doesn't get drunk, she just has fun.

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      Save The Turkey

      Linda Belcher: Bob, we gotta save the turkey, to protect the Mayor's legacy. We can't let then taint it.

      Gene Belcher: Yea, a Mayor's taint is sacred.

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        Drool or Sweat?

        Gene: Is this drool or sweat?

        Linda: Both. Your father is a very moist sleeper.

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          When I Die

          Linda Belcher: When I die I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in Tom Selleck's face.

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