Voiced by John Roberts, Linda Belcher is everyone’s favorite wine-drinking mom who loves her kids and has the best quotes (partially because she seems to say what she's thinking with almost no filter). Most of Linda Belcher’s best one-liners come from her interactions with her family. Let's take a look at the best Linda Belcher quotes of all time, including favorites such as "I'm bringing home the bacon now. Oh, my God! I forgot the bacon," and “I got a party to poop on!"
Since Linda Belcher is a loving and supportive mother many of the greatest Linda Belcher quotes are about giving advice to her children. It often feels like all of the things Linda Belcher says are funny, but which of these lines are the best Linda Belcher quotes?
You get to help decide with your votes! Vote up your favorite Linda Belcher quotes from Bob's Burgers.
Moms Just Wanna Have Fun
Linda: Mommy doesn't get drunk, she just has fun.672Love it?
Don't Tell Her What To Do
Linda: Don't tell me not to have a crap attack! I'll have a crap attack anytime I want!688Love it?
Don't Mention It
Linda: Listen, your father is very tender right now, so whatever you do, don't mention what happened yesterday.
[Bob walks in]
Linda: So you pooped your pants!678Love it?
Drool or Sweat?
Gene: Is this drool or sweat?
Linda: Both. Your father is a very moist sleeper.514Love it?