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The Funniest Quotes From 'Little Monsters'

Updated October 16, 2019 225 votes 35 voters21 items

If you've seen the movie, you know how hilarious it is and we want you to vote for the best Little Monsters quotes. This is a zombie movie done with a sense of humor. There's enough zombie-fighting action here to satisfy horror buffs, but also a bunch of funny lines and snappy one-liners to make it palatable for those who don't like to be too scared. 

Oscar-winner Lupita Nyong'o plays Miss Caroline, a Kindergarten teacher who takes her class on a field trip to a farm attraction. They arrive just in time for a zombie outbreak. Miss Caroline attempts to prevent the kids from realizing what's happening, so she tells them they're all playing a game. Helping them find a way out is Teddy McGiggle (Josh Gad), the obnoxious host of a popular children's television show. Also lending a hand is Dave (Alexander England), the screw-up uncle of one of Miss Caroline's students.

Little Monsters earned rave reviews when it screened at the Fantasia International Film Festival over the summer, and it is now available for streaming via Hulu. Writer/director Abe Forsythe has made a horror-comedy that will appeal to anyone who enjoyed Shaun of the Dead.

Vote up the most memorable Little Monsters quotes from the list below, regardless of which character says them. 

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    Turn That Frown Upside Down

    Miss Caroline (to Teddy McGiggle): If you don't turn that frown upside down, so help me God, I am going to drag you out by that stupid bow tie and watch them rip you apart.

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    Darth Vader

    Felix: I'm not Felix. I'm Darth Vader.

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    Woke Up

    Tess (to Dave): You woke my son up so he could go see two people having sex?

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    Part Of The Game

    Max: What's happening?

    Teddy McGiggle: We're all gonna die.

    Vivienne: Are we gonna die Miss Caroline?

    Miss Caroline: No. It's part of the game.

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