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Quotes From Louise Belcher So Good You Just Wanna Slap 'Em

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Voiced by Kristen Schaal, Louise Belcher is everyone’s favorite fourth grader and has some of the best lines on Bob's Burgers. Most of Louise Belcher’s best one-liners come from her interactions with her older siblings, Tina and Gene, or when joking with her mom and dad. Let's take a look at the best Louise Belcher quotes of all time, including favorites such as "Hey, I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm," and “It's time to turn this romance into a no-mance."

Since Louise Belcher is the sarcastic youngest child of the Belcher family many of the greatest Louise Belcher quotes are about ways her siblings annoy her. It often feels like all of the things Louise Belcher says are funny, memorable, or perfectly mean, but which of these are the best Louise Belcher quotes?

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    Louise: If she were a spice, she'd be flour.

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      Burger Of The Day

      Louise: Hello, welcome to Bob's Burgers. The burger of the day is "The Child Molester". It comes with candy, get it?

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        Am I Going Crazy?

        Louise: What is this feeling I'm having? It's like I'm feeling sad for someone other than myself. Is that a thing? Am I going crazy?

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          Lack of Sarcasm

          Louise: Hey, I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm!

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