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The Best Malcolm In The Middle Episodes

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    The Bots and the Bees

    May 07 2000

    SeriesMalcolm in the Middle

    Season 1, Episode 14

    Malcolm and his Krelboyne classmates enlist the help of Hal for a school project, which involves a robot, and an enormous swarm of bees. Lois visits Francis at his school after he becomes injured and...
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    Graduation

    May 14, 2006

    SeriesMalcolm in the Middle

    Season 7, Episode 22

    Malcolm struggles with his speech when he's elected valedictorian of his graduating class at school. However, Lois refuses to listen to any of his complaints and reveals that she wants him to become...
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    Cliques

    May 5, 2002

    SeriesMalcolm in the Middle

    Season 3, Episode 21

    Back in the general school population, the Krelboyne whiz kids wind up in cliques with jocks, skateboarders and brooding "Goths."...
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    Krelboyne Girl

    January 14, 2001

    SeriesMalcolm in the Middle

    Season 2, Episode 12

    There's a new girl in the Krelboyne class. Malcolm learns that his dull pencils were part of an elaborate yet unknown hazing. Cynthia is a fresh recruit from New York, and she earns Malcolm's...  more
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    Krelboyne Picnic

    March 12, 2000

    SeriesMalcolm in the Middle

    Season 1, Episode 8

    Disasters abound at a gifted kids' picnic, where stage acts bomb, families feud, and Malcolm's dad Hal serves meat to vegetarians. Despite Malcolm's best efforts -- feigning sickness, planning to go...
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    Hal's Christmas Gift

    December 19, 2004

    SeriesMalcolm in the Middle

    Season 6, Episode 6

    Hal and Lois, strapped for cash, decide that Christmas gifts will have to be homemade this year. When everyone makes much better gifts than Hal, he spins a bigger and bigger lie about the present he...
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    Francis Escapes

    February 27, 2000

    SeriesMalcolm in the Middle

    Season 1, Episode 7

    Francis goes AWOL from military school and comes home to get together with his ditzy girlfriend, so they can get away forever. She turns out to be a thief who doesn't pay attention to Francis. So he...
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    Tutoring Reese

    March 11, 2001

    SeriesMalcolm in the Middle

    Season 2, Episode 19

    Malcolm and the Krelboynes tutor Reese, and uncover the real reason behind his failing grades....
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    Poker

    January 6, 2002

    SeriesMalcolm in the Middle

    Season 3, Episode 8

    Poker showdowns with Abe give Hal a flush; dance lessons turn Lois awhirl; an Alaskan blizzard entraps and rattles Francis. (TV Guide)...
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    Dewey's Dog

    April 7, 2002

    SeriesMalcolm in the Middle

    Season 3, Episode 17

    Dewey rules, thanks to his new dog that intimidates Malcolm and Reese; Hal and Lois hit the town with big plans---and flu symptoms....
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    Carnival

    May 6, 2001

    SeriesMalcolm in the Middle

    Season 2, Episode 23

    Malcolm, Dewey, Stevie, and Reese hide out at a traveling carnival after hours and run afoul of a determined security guard and several members of the freak show....  more
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    Jury Duty

    May 1, 2002

    SeriesMalcolm in the Middle

    Season 3, Episode 20

    Lois gets jury duty and Hal tries to figure out what case she's working on. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Reese saw Stevie's mom naked and brag about it, they also take Dewey to the sewers and get lost....
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    Shame

    February 6, 2000

    SeriesMalcolm in the Middle

    Season 1, Episode 4

    Parallel stories pit Malcolm against Kevin, a bullying, obnoxious new kid who goads Malcolm into beating him up; and Francis vies with his intimidating military-school commandant, who's presenting...
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    Hot Tub

    January 25, 2004

    SeriesMalcolm in the Middle

    Season 5, Season 10

    Jamie's babysitter coerces Malcolm into doing a "small" task for her; Dewey finds a friend, only to lose him to Reese; Francis persuades Otto to confront an old adversary that once courted Gretchen....
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    Reese's Apartment

    March 21, 2004

    SeriesMalcolm in the Middle

    Season 5, Season 15

    Francis is determined to show his parents why they should not have kicked Reese out. Meanwhile, Malcolm helps a football player write a college essay....
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    Christmas

    December 16, 2001

    SeriesMalcolm in the Middle

    Season 3, Episode 7

    When Malcolm and his brothers destroy their Christmas tree ornaments, Lois punishes them by canceling Christmas and moves all the presents into the garage. The only way she will reinstate the holiday...
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    Sleepover

    February 20, 2000

    SeriesMalcolm in the Middle

    Season 1, Episode 6

    Malcolm sleeps over at Stevie's house and, appalled at his over-protected lifestyle, persuades him to sneak out to a late-night games arcade - where Stevie's wheelchair is stolen. Meanwhile, Francis...
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    Hal's Birthday

    March 3, 2002

    SeriesMalcolm in the Middle

    Season 3, Episode 15

    The arrival of Francis's new bride on Hal's birthday sparks a fray that drives the younger siblings out---and into a posh hotel....
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    Reese's Job

    January 20, 2002

    SeriesMalcolm in the Middle

    Season 3, Episode 9

    Trouble finds Reese at his new fast-food job; a new Krelboyne tutors Malcolm; Hal and Lois sabotage Dewey's plan to get a dog....  more
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    Malcolm vs. Reese

    April 22, 2001

    SeriesMalcolm in the Middle

    Season 2, Episode 21

    Francis has an extra ticket for a wrestling event and it is the prize pitting Malcolm vs. Reese in a one-upmanship war; caring for Craig's cat is troublesome for Dewey....
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    Baby (1)

    May 11, 2003

    SeriesMalcolm in the Middle

    Season 4, Episode 20

    Hal and the boys are at a bridal expo, leaving a very pregnant Lois at home with Francis. They get two surprises: an unexpected visit from Grandma Ida (guest star Cloris Leachman) and Lois' water...
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    Grandma Sues

    Feb 02 2003

    SeriesMalcolm in the Middle

    Season 4, Episode 9

    Cloris Leachman returns in her Emmy-nominated role as the spiteful and irascible Grandma Ida. She's even nastier than usual (if that's possible) because of a tumble down the front steps that resulted...
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    Surgery

    February 25, 2001

    SeriesMalcolm in the Middle

    Season 2, Episode 17

    A hospital stay unsettles Malcolm, who's stuck in a kids ward with what may be appendicitis. Meanwhile, at military school, Francis leads a hunger strike....
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    Dirty Magazine

    January 11, 2004

    SeriesMalcolm in the Middle

    Season 5, Season 9

    Malcolm alerts the A.C.L.U. when he encounters censorship working on the high-school literary magazine; Hal tries to flirt with the woman in his office responsible for cutbacks....
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    Book Club

    Nov 18 2001

    SeriesMalcolm in the Middle

    Unfulfilled Lois joins a ladies' book club, which is really a whining—and wining—session. Meanwhile, at home, Hal's desperate to busy the boys....