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The Best Marge Simpson Quotes of All Time 

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Updated August 14, 2019 2.2k votes 361 voters 26.4k views 26 items

As the best Marge Simpson quotes show, she is definitely an underrated character who doesn't get enough credit in The Simpsons. From funny Marge quotes like "Oh boy, I'm beat. If you want to return a melon to the grocery store, clear your day" to "Bart! Stop pestering Satan" let's rank the greatest Marge Simpson quotes of all time, with the help of your votes.

In Season Eight's "You Only Move Twice," Marge finds herself bored to death after discovering that the new house they live in actually cleans itself: "I can't believe it! I've done all my housework and it's only 9:30! Well, better go upstairs and make sure the beds are still made." A lot of the funniest Marge Simpson quotes also involve her interacting with her children: "Only three cavities, Bart, your best checkup ever! I'm going to make you my specialty - butterscotch chicken."

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Pestering Satan is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Marge Simpson Quotes of All Time
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Pestering Satan

Marge: Bart! Stop pestering Satan.

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A Mean Drunk is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Marge Simpson Quotes of All Time
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A Mean Drunk

Marge: We are not staying at Moe's! Maggie's already drunk on the fumes. And she's a mean drunk.

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Am I Pregnant is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Marge Simpson Quotes of All Time
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Am I Pregnant

Homer: Marge, will you marry me? 
Marge: Why? Am I pregnant?

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Googling Yourself is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Marge Simpson Quotes of All Time
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Googling Yourself

Marge: And all this time I thought “Googling yourself” meant the other thing.

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