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The Best Marge Simpson Quotes of All Time

Updated August 14, 2019 3.5k votes 402 voters 30.2k views26 items

As the best Marge Simpson quotes show, she is definitely an underrated character who doesn't get enough credit in The Simpsons. From funny Marge quotes like "Oh boy, I'm beat. If you want to return a melon to the grocery store, clear your day" to "Bart! Stop pestering Satan" let's rank the greatest Marge Simpson quotes of all time, with the help of your votes.

In Season Eight's "You Only Move Twice," Marge finds herself bored to death after discovering that the new house they live in actually cleans itself: "I can't believe it! I've done all my housework and it's only 9:30! Well, better go upstairs and make sure the beds are still made." A lot of the funniest Marge Simpson quotes also involve her interacting with her children: "Only three cavities, Bart, your best checkup ever! I'm going to make you my specialty - butterscotch chicken."

Vote up your favorite lines from Marge Simpson to help them climb closer to the top of the list.

  • Pestering Satan
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    Pestering Satan

    Marge: Bart! Stop pestering Satan.

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    • Am I Pregnant
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      Am I Pregnant

      Homer: Marge, will you marry me? 
      Marge: Why? Am I pregnant?

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      • Googling Yourself
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        Googling Yourself

        Marge: And all this time I thought “Googling yourself” meant the other thing.

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        • A Mean Drunk
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          A Mean Drunk

          Marge: We are not staying at Moe's! Maggie's already drunk on the fumes. And she's a mean drunk.

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