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The Best Episodes of Married...With Children

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Married... with Children generated lots of laughs by sharing the story of the Bundy family and their friends and neighbors. The best episodes of Married... with Children often feature Al lamenting his life as a shoe salesman or reminiscing about his days as a high school football star. Some good episodes of Married... with Children also focus on Peggy, Kelly, and Bud.

What are the best episodes of Married... with Children? “The House That Peg Lost,” from season three is a fan favorite as it finds Steve and Marcy attending Kelly's slumber party. “You Better Watch Out” has the Bundys dealing with an unexpected Christmas surprise.

“Eatin' Out” is another good episode from Married... with Children as is “Wabbit Season,” which finds Al going head-to-head with a garden menace.

Do you have a favorite Married... with Children episode? Give the best episodes a vote up and vote down any episodes you may not have liked.

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    You Better Watch Out

    Dec 20 1987
    This Christmas episode tells about Santa Claus, who is late showing up at the mall. His...
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    976-SHOE

    Nov 12 1989
    Steve risks his job when Al takes a $50,000 loan from Steve's bank to start a shoe hotline....
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    Eatin' Out

    Feb 19 1989
    The Bundys inherit some money from a relative and decides to go to a fancy restaurant, but Al...
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    The Camping Show (aka A Period Piece)

    Dec 11 1988
    A nice weekend away for the Rhoades' and the Bundys turns into misery when Peg, Kelly and...
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    25

    He Thought He Could

    Nov 06 1988
    In the third season opener, Al learns that he has had a copy of "The Little Engine That Could"...
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    30

    Wabbit Season

    Nov 11 1990
    A rabbit destroys Al's fantasy of having a vegetable garden....
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    The Godfather

    Feb 03 1991
    Al becomes the neighborhood godfather when Kelly starts dating a 41-year-old man with the...  more
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    Rites of Passage

    Feb 09 1992
    In traditional male Bundy bonding, Al takes Bud to the nudie bar on his 18th birthday....
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    The Gas Station Show

    Apr 26 1992
    Al must work at a gas station after Peggy and the kids buy too much junk food, which Al cannot...
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    Teacher Pets

    Apr 05 1992
    Bud juggles two women at once, one being Miss McGowen, his English teacher. Meanwhile, the...
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    Oldies but Young 'Uns

    Mar 17 1991
    Al goes crazy trying to remember the name of a song he heard on the radio....
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    Her Cups Runneth Over

    Jan 15 1989

    Peggy is sad: her favorite Bra has been discontinued. Al & Neighbor Steve drive to Minnesota to buy Peggy's favorite bra, & Al is shocked by the gorgeous women! And do they Reveal it! WOW!

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    Nightmare on Al's Street

    Jun 14 1987
    Steve is away on business and Marcy is having sexual fantasies with Al involuntarily. Marcy...
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    Calendar Girl

    Feb 04 1996
    Al convinces Bud to make a calendar with beautiful women in order to win a rivalry....
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    Get Outta Dodge

    Feb 20 1994
    Al will get a new Viper for his Dodge if he lets people film a video of the Dodge crossing the...  more
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    Build a Better Mousetrap

    Jan 24 1988
    A mouse finds its way into the Bundy home. Too manly and proud to hire an exterminator, Al...
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    No Pot to Pease In

    Nov 06 1994
    Kelly reveals a bit too much about her family when she auditions for a part in a sitcom, and...
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    The D'Arcy Files

    Mar 20 1994
    Al is offered $50,000 dollars to reveal the identity of Jefferson, who is revealed to be a spy....
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    The Egg and I

    Feb 16 1992
    Steve Rhoades returns to reclaim his wife, but is shocked to find out that Marcy remarried....
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    19

    Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me (aka Kelly's Dance)

    Mar 19 1989
    Kelly has to tap dance at a dance recital because of a prank she pulled....
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    18

    The Dance Show

    Oct 21 1990
    Al doesn't mind Peggy going out with Marcy every night to a ballroom dance hall and dance the...  more
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    44
    18

    I Can't Believe It's Butter

    Dec 17 1995
    Al's friends get addicted to calling a woman named Butter at a 1-900 phone sex line, but Al...
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    Kelly auditions for a job as a spokesperson for the new Allante car....  more
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    Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers

    Mar 24 1991
    Al has to choose whether to spend his money on Bud's visit to the White House or letting Kelly...
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    The Razor's Edge

    Nov 15 1987
    A fight with Marcy about his newly grown beard makes Steve spend a few nights at the Bundy...