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The Best Episodes of Married...With Children

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Married... with Children generated lots of laughs by sharing the story of the Bundy family and their friends and neighbors. The best episodes of Married... with Children often feature Al lamenting his life as a shoe salesman or reminiscing about his days as a high school football star. Some good episodes of Married... with Children also focus on Peggy, Kelly, and Bud.

What are the best episodes of Married... with Children? “The House That Peg Lost,” from season three is a fan favorite as it finds Steve and Marcy attending Kelly's slumber party. “You Better Watch Out” has the Bundys dealing with an unexpected Christmas surprise.

“Eatin' Out” is another good episode from Married... with Children as is “Wabbit Season,” which finds Al going head-to-head with a garden menace.

Do you have a favorite Married... with Children episode? Give the best episodes a vote up and vote down any episodes you may not have liked.

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    You Better Watch Out

    Dec 20 1987

    SeasonMarried... with Children - Season 2

    Episode Number13

    SeriesMarried... with Children

    This Christmas episode tells about Santa Claus, who is late showing up at the mall. His parachute doesn't open up and he falls off his sleigh and onto the Bundy property ... dead....
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    976-SHOE

    Nov 12 1989

    SeasonMarried... with Children - Season 4

    Episode Number8

    SeriesMarried... with Children

    Steve risks his job when Al takes a $50,000 loan from Steve's bank to start a shoe hotline....
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    Eatin' Out

    Feb 19 1989

    SeasonMarried... with Children - Season 3

    Episode Number11

    SeriesMarried... with Children

    The Bundys inherit some money from a relative and decides to go to a fancy restaurant, but Al accidentally forgets his wallet. It is up to Bud and Kelly to go back and get the wallet, but they decide...
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    He Thought He Could

    Nov 06 1988

    SeasonMarried... with Children - Season 3

    Episode Number1

    SeriesMarried... with Children

    In the third season opener, Al learns that he has had a copy of "The Little Engine That Could" since 1957 and when he goes to return it, he finds the same fat librarian that was there in 1957....
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    The Camping Show (aka A Period Piece)

    Dec 11 1988

    SeasonMarried... with Children - Season 3

    Episode Number4

    SeriesMarried... with Children

    A nice weekend away for the Rhoades' and the Bundys turns into misery when Peg, Kelly and Marcy all have their period at the same time, torturing the men....
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    Wabbit Season

    Nov 11 1990

    SeasonMarried... with Children - Season 5

    Episode Number8

    SeriesMarried... with Children

    A rabbit destroys Al's fantasy of having a vegetable garden....
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    The Godfather

    Feb 03 1991

    SeasonMarried... with Children - Season 5

    Episode Number13

    SeriesMarried... with Children

    Al becomes the neighborhood godfather when Kelly starts dating a 41-year-old man with the right connections....  more
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    Rites of Passage

    Feb 09 1992

    SeasonMarried...With Children - Season 6

    Episode Number16

    SeriesMarried... with Children

    In traditional male Bundy bonding, Al takes Bud to the nudie bar on his 18th birthday....
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    The Gas Station Show

    Apr 26 1992

    SeasonMarried...With Children - Season 6

    Episode Number23

    SeriesMarried... with Children

    Al must work at a gas station after Peggy and the kids buy too much junk food, which Al cannot pay for, so he has to work off his debt....
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    Teacher Pets

    Apr 05 1992

    SeasonMarried...With Children - Season 6

    Episode Number21

    SeriesMarried... with Children

    Bud juggles two women at once, one being Miss McGowen, his English teacher. Meanwhile, the family ignores Peggy when she is sick and Al gets free pizza by attending children's birthday parties at...
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    Oldies but Young 'Uns

    Mar 17 1991

    SeasonMarried... with Children - Season 5

    Episode Number17

    SeriesMarried... with Children

    Al goes crazy trying to remember the name of a song he heard on the radio....
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    Her Cups Runneth Over

    Jan 15 1989

    Season3

    Episode Number6

    SeriesMarried... with Children

    Peggy is sad: her favorite Bra has been discontinued. Al & Neighbor Steve drive to Minnesota to buy Peggy's favorite bra, & Al is shocked by the gorgeous women! And do they Reveal it! WOW!

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    Calendar Girl

    Feb 04 1996

    SeasonMarried... with Children - Season 10

    Episode Number16

    SeriesMarried... with Children

    Al convinces Bud to make a calendar with beautiful women in order to win a rivalry....
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    Nightmare on Al's Street

    Jun 14 1987

    SeasonMarried... with Children - Season 1

    Episode Number11

    SeriesMarried... with Children

    Steve is away on business and Marcy is having sexual fantasies with Al involuntarily. Marcy becomes so disgusted and she tells Peg, who tries to give her tips on how to avoid them....
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    Get Outta Dodge

    Feb 20 1994

    SeasonMarried... with Children - Season 8

    Episode Number18

    SeriesMarried... with Children

    Al will get a new Viper for his Dodge if he lets people film a video of the Dodge crossing the 1 million mile mark. Meanwhile, Kelly tries to find Waldo....  more
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    Build a Better Mousetrap

    Jan 24 1988

    SeasonMarried... with Children - Season 2

    Episode Number15

    SeriesMarried... with Children

    A mouse finds its way into the Bundy home. Too manly and proud to hire an exterminator, Al sets on killing the mouse, even if it means he has to tear the house down and damage it to shreds....
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    The D'Arcy Files

    Mar 20 1994

    SeasonMarried... with Children - Season 8

    Episode Number20

    SeriesMarried... with Children

    Al is offered $50,000 dollars to reveal the identity of Jefferson, who is revealed to be a spy....
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    Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me (aka Kelly's Dance)

    Mar 19 1989

    SeasonMarried... with Children - Season 3

    Episode Number13

    SeriesMarried... with Children

    Kelly has to tap dance at a dance recital because of a prank she pulled....
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    No Pot to Pease In

    Nov 06 1994

    SeasonMarried... with Children - Season 9

    Episode Number9

    SeriesMarried... with Children

    Kelly reveals a bit too much about her family when she auditions for a part in a sitcom, and the producers base the new sitcom on the Bundy household....
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    The Egg and I

    Feb 16 1992

    SeasonMarried...With Children - Season 6

    Episode Number17

    SeriesMarried... with Children

    Steve Rhoades returns to reclaim his wife, but is shocked to find out that Marcy remarried. The Bundys argue whether friendship is more important than money when they find out that Steve is on the...
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    The Dance Show

    Oct 21 1990

    SeasonMarried... with Children - Season 5

    Episode Number5

    SeriesMarried... with Children

    Al doesn't mind Peggy going out with Marcy every night to a ballroom dance hall and dance the night away with a handsome man named Andy, until another man, named Pete, tells Al that Peggy is stealing...  more
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    I Can't Believe It's Butter

    Dec 17 1995

    SeasonMarried... with Children - Season 10

    Episode Number13

    SeriesMarried... with Children

    Al's friends get addicted to calling a woman named Butter at a 1-900 phone sex line, but Al finds out that the woman is Peg's mother....
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    SeasonMarried... with Children - Season 5

    Episode Number6

    SeriesMarried... with Children

    Kelly auditions for a job as a spokesperson for the new Allante car....  more
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    Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers

    Mar 24 1991

    SeasonMarried... with Children - Season 5

    Episode Number18

    SeriesMarried... with Children

    Al has to choose whether to spend his money on Bud's visit to the White House or letting Kelly enter a Miss Weenie Tot contest....
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    The Razor's Edge

    Nov 15 1987

    SeasonMarried... with Children - Season 2

    Episode Number10

    SeriesMarried... with Children

    A fight with Marcy about his newly grown beard makes Steve spend a few nights at the Bundy household, which everyone is happy about, except Peggy and Marcy....