TV episodes The Best Married...With Children Episodes  

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List of the best Married... with Children episodes, as determined by voters like you. With all the amazing episodes of the show that exist, it's hard to trust just one person's opinion of what the top Married... with Children episodes of all time are. Fans of Married... with Children are very passionate about the show, and there are often debates over which episodes are the greatest. That's why this list exists- so you can vote for your favorites and we can find out once and for all what everyone thinks the best episode is.

Episodes include everything from "All in the Family" to "I'll See You in Court." What is the best Married... with Children episode of all time? Look below and find out.

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976-SHOE is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Married...With Children Episodes
976-SHOE Nov 12 1989 - Steve risks his job when Al takes a $50,000 loan from Steve's bank to start a shoe hotline.

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The Camping Show (aka A Period... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Married...With Children Episodes
The Camping Show (aka A Period Piece) Dec 11 1988 - A nice weekend away for the Rhoades' and the Bundys turns into misery when Peg, Kelly and Marcy all have their period at the same time, torturing the men.

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Eatin' Out is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Married...With Children Episodes
Eatin' Out Feb 19 1989 - The Bundys inherit some money from a relative and decides to go to a fancy restaurant, but Al accidentally forgets his wallet. It is up to Bud and Kelly to go back and get the wallet, but they ...more

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Rites of Passage is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Married...With Children Episodes
Rites of Passage Feb 09 1992 - In traditional male Bundy bonding, Al takes Bud to the nudie bar on his 18th birthday.

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The Gas Station Show is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Married...With Children Episodes
The Gas Station Show Apr 26 1992 - Al must work at a gas station after Peggy and the kids buy too much junk food, which Al cannot pay for, so he has to work off his debt.

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You Better Watch Out is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Married...With Children Episodes
You Better Watch Out Dec 20 1987 - This Christmas episode tells about Santa Claus, who is late showing up at the mall. His parachute doesn't open up and he falls off his sleigh and onto the Bundy property ... dead.

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Teacher Pets is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Married...With Children Episodes
Teacher Pets Apr 05 1992 - Bud juggles two women at once, one being Miss McGowen, his English teacher. Meanwhile, the family ignores Peggy when she is sick and Al gets free pizza by attending children's birthday parties ...more

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Wabbit Season is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Married...With Children Episodes
Wabbit Season Nov 11 1990 - A rabbit destroys Al's fantasy of having a vegetable garden.

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He Thought He Could is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Married...With Children Episodes
He Thought He Could Nov 06 1988 - In the third season opener, Al learns that he has had a copy of "The Little Engine That Could" since 1957 and when he goes to return it, he finds the same fat librarian that was there

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The D'Arcy Files is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Married...With Children Episodes
The D'Arcy Files Mar 20 1994 - Al is offered $50,000 dollars to reveal the identity of Jefferson, who is revealed to be a spy.

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Oldies but Young 'Uns is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Married...With Children Episodes
Oldies but Young 'Uns Mar 17 1991 - Al goes crazy trying to remember the name of a song he heard on the radio.

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The Godfather is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Married...With Children Episodes
The Godfather Feb 03 1991 - Al becomes the neighborhood godfather when Kelly starts dating a 41-year-old man with the right connections.

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The Egg and I is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Married...With Children Episodes
The Egg and I Feb 16 1992 - Steve Rhoades returns to reclaim his wife, but is shocked to find out that Marcy remarried. The Bundys argue whether friendship is more important than money when they find out that Steve is on ...more

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The Dance Show is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Married...With Children Episodes
The Dance Show Oct 21 1990 - Al doesn't mind Peggy going out with Marcy every night to a ballroom dance hall and dance the night away with a handsome man named Andy, until another man, named Pete, tells Al that Peggy is ...more

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Nightmare on Al's Street is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Married...With Children Episodes
Nightmare on Al's Street Jun 14 1987 - Steve is away on business and Marcy is having sexual fantasies with Al involuntarily. Marcy becomes so disgusted and she tells Peg, who tries to give her tips on how to avoid them.

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Get Outta Dodge is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Married...With Children Episodes
Get Outta Dodge Feb 20 1994 - Al will get a new Viper for his Dodge if he lets people film a video of the Dodge crossing the 1 million mile mark. Meanwhile, Kelly tries to find Waldo.

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Married... without Children is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Married...With Children Episodes
Married... without Children May 17 1987 - In an attempt to spice up their marriage, Al and Peg check in at a hotel, while Steve and Marcy babysit Bud and Kelly. The Rhoades' learn that babysitting the young Bundys is a mistake when the ...more

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Kelly Bounces Back is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Married...With Children Episodes
Kelly Bounces Back Oct 28 1990 - Kelly auditions for a job as a spokesperson for the new Allante car.

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I Can't Believe It's Butter is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Married...With Children Episodes
I Can't Believe It's Butter Dec 17 1995 - Al's friends get addicted to calling a woman named Butter at a 1-900 phone sex line, but Al finds out that the woman is Peg's mother.

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Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me (aka... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Married...With Children Episodes
Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me (aka Kelly's Dance) Mar 19 1989 - Kelly has to tap dance at a dance recital because of a prank she pulled.

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The Razor's Edge is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Married...With Children Episodes
The Razor's Edge Nov 15 1987 - A fight with Marcy about his newly grown beard makes Steve spend a few nights at the Bundy household, which everyone is happy about, except Peggy and Marcy.

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Build a Better Mousetrap is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Married...With Children Episodes
Build a Better Mousetrap Jan 24 1988 - A mouse finds its way into the Bundy home. Too manly and proud to hire an exterminator, Al sets on killing the mouse, even if it means he has to tear the house down and damage it to shreds.

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Route 666 (1) is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Married...With Children Episodes
Richard Helsby added Route 666 (1) Apr 28 1991 - The Bundy car breaks down in New Mexico and they have to call Marcy and Jefferson for help.

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For Whom the Bell Tolls is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Married...With Children Episodes
For Whom the Bell Tolls Oct 25 1987 - The phone company cuts off the phone service to the Bundy household after Al refuses to pay for a phone call he did not make. This annoys Peggy, Kelly, and the rest of the neighborhood.

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No Pot to Pease In is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Married...With Children Episodes
Richard Helsby added No Pot to Pease In Nov 06 1994 - Kelly reveals a bit too much about her family when she auditions for a part in a sitcom, and the producers base the new sitcom on the Bundy household.

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Calendar Girl is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Married...With Children Episodes
Calendar Girl Feb 04 1996 - Al convinces Bud to make a calendar with beautiful women in order to win a rivalry.

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Frat Chance is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Married...With Children Episodes
Kimi Mustonen added Frat Chance Oct 25 1992 - Bud starts his own fraternity to get women.

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At the Zoo is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Married...With Children Episodes
At the Zoo Nov 26 1989 - Steve spends time at the zoo with the Bundys instead of looking for a job, which upsets Marcy.

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Bud Hits the Books is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Married...With Children Episodes
Kimi Mustonen added Bud Hits the Books