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The Funniest Quotes From 'Men in Black'  

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The best quotes from Men in Black make you realize how funny the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Men in Black, with the help of your votes. Starring Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, and Linda Fiorentino, Men in Black was directed by Barry Sonnenfeld and released in 1997.

What are your favorite lines from Men in Black? One of the memorable one-liners was when Kay said, "No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home." Another great line from Men in Black is, "Now that's the worst disguise ever. That guy's gotta be an alien." spoken by Jay who was played by Will Smith.

Vote up all the Men in Black quotes you want to see at the top of the list, regardless of which character they come from.

Old Guys is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Quotes From 'Men in Black'
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Old Guys

(after failing many times to get Kay and Zed's attention)

Jay: Hey, old guys!!! Do those still work?

(points at the two ships on the towers at Flushing Meadows)

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Great Body is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Quotes From 'Men in Black'
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Great Body

Kay: So what do you think?

Jay: Whew! Very interesting. She got a whole "queen of the undead" thing going on...

Kay: What about the body?

Jay: Great body...

Kay: The dead body.

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Grow Up is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Quotes From 'Men in Black'
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Grow Up

Jay: Yo, Kay, check it out, when do I get my own little flashy-thing memory-messer-upper?

Kay: When you grow up.

Jay: Hmm, 'kay.

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Their Happy Lives is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Quotes From 'Men in Black'
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Their Happy Lives

Kay: We do not discharge our weapons in view of the public!

Jay: Man, we ain't got time for this cover-up bullsh*t! I don't know whether or not you've forgotten, but there's an Arquillian Battle Cruiser that's about to...

Kay: There's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they do not know about it!

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