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The Best Milhouse Quotes 

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Updated June 11, 2019 692 votes 154 voters 7.4k views 30 items

In many ways, Milhouse is the redheaded stepchild on The Simpsons (even though he has blue hair). Over the years, he's had some seriously funny, interesting, and ridiculous things to say, whether he's the star of the episode or it's a single line, the things he's said have endured as some of the best quotes to come out of the show's 600+ episodes and counting.

From classic lines that are sure to make you do a double-take like "More for me, marrying a cousin worked out great for my parents" to other classic Milhouse one-liners like "Step over this line and say that... I'll kick your butt... at Nintendo," let's take a look at the greatest Milhouse quotes in Simpsons history, ranked by your votes. Which of Milhouse's many memorable quotes made you laugh the most?

Whatever your favorite Milhouse quotes are, vote them up on the list below.

Both Your Parents is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Milhouse Quotes
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Both Your Parents

Milhouse: Trust me, Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them.

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Floodpants is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Milhouse Quotes
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Floodpants

Milhouse: Oh, I hate these floodpants. (Milhouse opens the door and water rushes in) Hey, they're working! My feet are soaked but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's coming up, Milhouse!

 

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More For Me is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Milhouse Quotes
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More For Me

Milhouse: If it's the blue hair and the schnoz you're digging, I've got plenty more cousins.
Bart: Thanks Milhouse, I think I'm gonna steer clear of Van Houtens for awhile.
Milhouse: More for me, marrying a cousin worked out great for my parents.

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Kick Your Butt is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Milhouse Quotes
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Kick Your Butt

Milhouse: Step over this line and say that... I'll kick your butt... at Nintendo.

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