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The Best Milhouse Quotes  

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In many ways, Milhouse is the redheaded stepchild on The Simpsons (even though he has blue hair). Over the years, he's had some seriously funny, interesting, and ridiculous things to say, whether he's the star of the episode or it's a single line, the things he's said have endured as some of the best quotes to come out of the show's 600+ episodes and counting.

From classic lines that are sure to make you do a double-take like "More for me, marrying a cousin worked out great for my parents" to other classic Milhouse one-liners like "Step over this line and say that... I'll kick your butt... at Nintendo," let's take a look at the greatest Milhouse quotes in Simpsons history, ranked by your votes. Which of Milhouse's many memorable quotes made you laugh the most?

Whatever your favorite Milhouse quotes are, vote them up on the list below.

Floodpants is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Milhouse Quotes
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Floodpants

Milhouse: Oh, I hate these floodpants. (Milhouse opens the door and water rushes in) Hey, they're working! My feet are soaked but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's coming up, Milhouse!

 

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Thrill House is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Milhouse Quotes
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2 6 VOTES
Thrill House

Milhouse: This is great...and all I've done is enter my name! "Thrillhouse."

 

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Spit On 'Em is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Milhouse Quotes
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3 7 VOTES
Spit On 'Em

Bart: Milhouse, do you ever think about the people in those cars? 
Milhouse: I try not to. It makes it harder to spit on 'em.

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For Protection is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Milhouse Quotes
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4 7 VOTES
For Protection

Milhouse: Sorry, Bart, I'm going to hang out with Lisa...for protection... and to be seen!

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