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The Best Mindy Project Quotes

Updated November 6, 2017 156 votes 57 voters 6.1k views10 items

Some of the best Mindy Project quotes come compliments of Dr. Mindy Lahiri's quest to find love. The series premiered on Fox in 2012 and was created by its star, Mindy Kaling, who previously wrote and appeared in The Office. Quirky co-workers, played by Chris Messina, Ike Barinholtz and Adam Pally, and workplace fun help to make The Mindy Project a must-see show. This list features several of the best quotes and one-liners from The Mindy Project.

Vote for the best The Mindy Project quotes and dialogue you see below. If one of your favorite lines is missing, let us know in the comments and we'll add it to the list!

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    Eat - Love

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    Mindy Lahiri: "Maybe I won't get married, you know? Maybe I'll do one of those "Eat, Pray, Love" things. Ugh, no, I don't want to pray. Forget it, I'll just die alone."
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    Best Cake Ever

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    Mindy Lahiri: "It's my favorite kind of cake: gigantic."
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    Peter on Family

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    Peter Prentice: "Family doesn't wait to be invited. It's like HPV, it just shows up and never leaves."
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    No Boats About It

    Mindy Lahiri: "I will not work in Staten Island. I will not take a boat to work, like I'm in the Viet Cong."
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