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The Best Mindy Project Quotes

Updated November 6, 2017 239 votes 59 voters 6.2k views10 items

Some of the best Mindy Project quotes come compliments of Dr. Mindy Lahiri's quest to find love. The series premiered on Fox in 2012 and was created by its star, Mindy Kaling, who previously wrote and appeared in The Office. Quirky co-workers, played by Chris Messina, Ike Barinholtz and Adam Pally, and workplace fun help to make The Mindy Project a must-see show. This list features several of the best quotes and one-liners from The Mindy Project.

Vote for the best The Mindy Project quotes and dialogue you see below. If one of your favorite lines is missing, let us know in the comments and we'll add it to the list!

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    Best Cake Ever

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    Mindy Lahiri: "It's my favorite kind of cake: gigantic."
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    Never Is a Promise

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    Mindy Lahiri: "I would never promise that. All I've wanted in my life is to abandon all my friends for a boyfriend."
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    Eat - Love

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    Mindy Lahiri: "Maybe I won't get married, you know? Maybe I'll do one of those "Eat, Pray, Love" things. Ugh, no, I don't want to pray. Forget it, I'll just die alone."
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    Springsteen Show

    Mindy Lahiri: "I guess it's not hilarious when you get arrested for assault at a Bruce Springsteen concert."

    Danny Castellano: "First of all it's a Springsteen show not a Bruce Springsteen concert. You sound ignorant. Second of all, you don't show up at a Springsteen show wearing a John Cougar Mellencamp tee shirt unless you want to get punched in the face."
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