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The Most Unnerving Quotes From 'Misery'

Updated August 14, 2020 293 votes 65 voters 3.1k views15 items

The best quotes from Misery prove what a great movie it is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Misery is one of Stephen King's seminal stories. It tells the story of a writer who is injured in a car accident and then cared for by his biggest fan, who ends up holding him in her home against his will. The film earned Kathy Bates an Academy Award for Best Actress for her portrayal of Annie Wilkes. Classic one-liners, memorable lines, and extraordinary Misery movie quotes are just some of the reasons why fans hold this film in such high regard. 

Now is your chance to vote for what you believe are the best Misery movie quotes. Vote for the ones you enjoy most.

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    Your Number One Fan

    Your Number One Fan
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    Annie Wilkes: I'm your number one fan. There's nothing to worry about. You're going to be just fine. I will take good care of you. I'm your number one fan.

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    Cockadoodie Car

    Cockadoodie Car
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    Annie Wilkes: He didn't get out of the COCKADOODIE CAR!

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    Misery is Alive

    Misery is Alive
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    Annie Wilkes: MISERY IS ALIVE, MISERY IS ALIVE! OH, This whole house is going to be full of romance, OOOH, I AM GOING TO PUT ON MY LIBERACE RECORDS!

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    Profanity

    Profanity
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    Annie Wilkes: The swearing, Paul. There, I said it.

    Paul Sheldon: The, uh, profanity bothers you?

    Annie Wilkes: It has no nobility.

    Paul Sheldon: These are slum kids, I was a slum kid. Everybody talks like that.

    Annie Wilkes: THEY DO NOT! What do you think I say when I go to the feedstore in town, "Oh, now Wally, give me a bag of that F-in' pig feed, and ten pounds of that b*tchly cow corn"? And the bank do I tell Mrs. Bollinger, "Oh, here's one big b*stard of a check, give me some of your Christ-ing money?" THERE, LOOK THERE, SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!

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