The Best Quotes From 'Modern Family'

Over 200 Ranker voters have come together to rank this list of The Best Quotes From 'Modern Family'

The best quotes from Modern Family are both hilarious and touching. The most memorable quotes from Modern Family give the show funny family moments full of heart and humor. Other one-liners from the Modern Family highlight why it’s one of the funniest shows on TV.

ABC's Modern Family is an American television mockumentary family sitcom with funny quotes that keep us laughing, even when they’re a little too real. The show also has a great cast of characters like Phil Dunphy (Ty Burrell), Jay Pritchett (Ed O'Neill), and Gloria Delgado (Sofia Vergara) and of course, they are going to have some great quotes along the way. With that said, which Modern Family quotes are your favorites?

Vote up your favorite quotes from Modern Family and vote down any quotes you didn't like, regardless of which character says it.

  • Happiness
    Photo: ABC
    121 VOTES


    Dylan: If you're always telling yourself how lucky you are, it's probably because you're afraid to ask yourself how happy you are.

    121 votes
  • Dreamers and Realists
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    116 VOTES

    Dreamers and Realists

    Cameron: There are dreamers and there are realists in this world. You'd think the dreamers would find the dreamers and the realists would find the realists, but more often than not the opposite is true. You see, the dreamers need the realists to keep them from soaring too close to the sun. And the realists, well without the dreamers, they might not ever get off the ground.

    116 votes
  • Cool Family
    Photo: ABC
    105 VOTES

    Cool Family

    Haley: I hope I'm as cool as you guys in thirty years.

    Gloria: Does she think we're fifty?

    Mitchell: No, she's just bad at math.

    105 votes
  • Whose House
    Photo: ABC
    64 VOTES

    Whose House

    Manny: You mean I'm banned from my own house?

    Jay: Don't think of it like that - think of it as you're banned from my house.

    64 votes
  • Paris Je T'Aime
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    56 VOTES

    Paris Je T'Aime

    Mitchell: [Describing Paris] It was easy to fit in. All you had to do was look good and have a lot of attitude. Paris was just like one big gay bar.

    56 votes
  • Sister Act
    Photo: ABC
    71 VOTES

    Sister Act

    Gloria: I always wanted a daughter: to dress her up in pretty dresses, do her hair, her nails, her makeup. No one knows this, but for the first year of his life, I made up Manny like a girl and told everyone that he was my daughter [laughing]. But just for a few times, I didn't want to mess with his head. When he found the pictures, I told him that it was his twin sister who died.

    71 votes