These are the best Monica Geller quotes from Friends. Played by Courteney Cox over all ten seasons, Monica is a cleanliness-obsessed, highly competitive chef who lives in her grandmother’s old apartment. Some would consider her the glue of the group as her apartment is where most of their time is spent and parties are hosted. Many of Monica’s funny one-liners come from her relationship with Chandler Bing who she ends up marrying. There are several types of quotes to choose from, ones about cleaning, competitiveness, and love. But which of these are the best Monica Geller quotes?
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Monica: Not just clean, "Monica" clean.887Love this quote?
Five Minutes Before
Rachel: I'm not someone who goes after a guy five minutes after he's divorced.
Monica: No, you go after them five minutes before they get married...612Love this quote?
Get All The Medals
Monica: I think I'd be great in a war. I'd, like, get all the medals.
Chandler: Before or after you're executed by your own troops?486Love this quote?
Chandler: The only way I would've said six would have been if I had said, "Let's meet at seven, not at six."
Monica: The only way I would've said seven, would have been if I had said, 'Wow, my boyfriend is such a wise*ss... Seven!'424Love this quote?