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The Best Monica Geller Quotes From 'Friends'

Updated July 8, 2019 882 votes 109 voters 5.2k views26 items

These are the best Monica Geller quotes from Friends. Played by Courteney Cox over all ten seasons, Monica is a cleanliness-obsessed, highly competitive chef who lives in her grandmother’s old apartment. Some would consider her the glue of the group as her apartment is where most of their time is spent and parties are hosted. Many of Monica’s funny one-liners come from her relationship with Chandler Bing who she ends up marrying. There are several types of quotes to choose from, ones about cleaning, competitiveness, and love. But which of these are the best Monica Geller quotes?

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    So Macho

    Monica: Chandler, it's okay. You don't have to be so macho all the time.

    Chandler: I'm not macho.

    Monica: You're right. I don't know what I was thinking.

     

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      Nature Called

      Rachel: (coming out of bathroom) Mon, I'm gonna check my messages.

      Chandler: And you thought of that in there?

      Monica: Well, nature called and she wanted to see who else did.

       

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        A Wing

        Monica: Okay, I've got a leg, three breasts, and a wing.

        Chandler: How do you find clothes that fit?

         

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          Easy Monica's Bakery

          Monica: This has been like my dream ever since I got my first Easy-Bake Oven and opened "Easy Monica's Bakery."

           

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