These are the best Monica Geller quotes from Friends. Played by Courteney Cox over all ten seasons, Monica is a cleanliness-obsessed, highly competitive chef who lives in her grandmother’s old apartment. Some would consider her the glue of the group as her apartment is where most of their time is spent and parties are hosted. Many of Monica’s funny one-liners come from her relationship with Chandler Bing who she ends up marrying. There are several types of quotes to choose from, ones about cleaning, competitiveness, and love. But which of these are the best Monica Geller quotes?
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Rachel: I'm not someone who goes after a guy five minutes after he's divorced.
Monica: No, you go after them five minutes before they get married...
Chandler: The only way I would've said six would have been if I had said, "Let's meet at seven, not at six."
Monica: The only way I would've said seven, would have been if I had said, 'Wow, my boyfriend is such a wise*ss... Seven!'
Monica: There's nothing to tell. He's just some guy I work with.
Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy. There's gotta be something wrong with him.
Chandler: So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? It's just that I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl - ohh!
Monica: Okay, everybody relax. Relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner, and not having sex.
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.