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The Best Monica Geller Quotes From 'Friends'  

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These are the best Monica Geller quotes from Friends. Played by Courteney Cox over all ten seasons, Monica is a cleanliness-obsessed, highly competitive chef who lives in her grandmother’s old apartment. Some would consider her the glue of the group as her apartment is where most of their time is spent and parties are hosted. Many of Monica’s funny one-liners come from her relationship with Chandler Bing who she ends up marrying. There are several types of quotes to choose from, ones about cleaning, competitiveness, and love. But which of these are the best Monica Geller quotes?

You get to help decide with your votes. After you vote up your favorite quotes from Monica Geller be sure to check out where she ranks among the best characters on Friends.

Monica Clean is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Monica Geller Quotes From 'Friends'
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Monica Clean

Monica: Not just clean, "Monica" clean.

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Five Minutes Before is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Monica Geller Quotes From 'Friends'
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Five Minutes Before

Rachel: I'm not someone who goes after a guy five minutes after he's divorced.

Monica: No, you go after them five minutes before they get married...

 

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Nature Called is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Monica Geller Quotes From 'Friends'
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Nature Called

Rachel: (coming out of bathroom) Mon, I'm gonna check my messages.

Chandler: And you thought of that in there?

Monica: Well, nature called and she wanted to see who else did.

 

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Seven is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Monica Geller Quotes From 'Friends'
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Seven

Chandler: The only way I would've said six would have been if I had said, "Let's meet at seven, not at six."

Monica: The only way I would've said seven, would have been if I had said, 'Wow, my boyfriend is such a wise*ss... Seven!'

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