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The Best Morty Smith Quotes From 'Rick & Morty'

Updated June 4, 2019 760 votes 82 voters 2.4k views25 items

Here are the best Morty Smith quotes from Adult Swim's Rick and Morty. Voiced by co-creator Justin Roiland, Morty Smith is the teenange grandson of Rick Sanchez who is always dragged into intergalatic misadventures. Initially reluctant, Morty discovers a passion for adventure, while becoming more resourceful and strong-willed. What is your favorite quote from Morty Smith?

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  • 1

    Everyone Is Going To Die

    Morty: On one of our adventures, Rick and I basically destroyed the whole world. So we bailed on that reality and we came to this one. Because in this one, the world wasn't destroyed. And in this one, we were dead. So we came here, a-an-an-and we buried ourselves and we took their place. And every morning, Summer, I eat breakfast 20 yards away from my own rotting corpse!

    Summer: So…you're not my brother?

    Morty: I'm better than your brother. I'm a version of your brother you can trust when he says "Don't run." Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. [beat]…Come watch TV?

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  • 2

    Get It Together

    Morty: Well, then get your sh*t together, get it all together, and put it in a backpack, all your sh*t, so it's together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the sh*t store and sell it, or put it in the sh*t museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together. Get your sh*t together.


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    Extra Steps

    Morty: You have a whole planet... sitting around making your power for you?! That's slavery!

    Rick: It's society! They work for each other, Morty. They pay each other, they buy houses, they get married and make children that replace them when they get too old to make power.

    Morty: That just sounds like slavery with extra steps!

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  • 4

    I Let Myself Learn

    Morty: How many of these are just horrible mistakes I made? I mean, maybe I'd stop making so many if I let myself learn from them.


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