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The Best Morty Smith Quotes From 'Rick & Morty'

Updated June 4, 2019 760 votes 82 voters 2.4k views25 items

Here are the best Morty Smith quotes from Adult Swim's Rick and Morty. Voiced by co-creator Justin Roiland, Morty Smith is the teenange grandson of Rick Sanchez who is always dragged into intergalatic misadventures. Initially reluctant, Morty discovers a passion for adventure, while becoming more resourceful and strong-willed. What is your favorite quote from Morty Smith?

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    Just Too Loud

    Morty: I didn't get much sleep last night. Maybe my dreams were just too loud or something.


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  • 6

    Extra Curvy

    Morty: I m*sturbated to an extra curvy piece of driftwood the other day!


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    Nobody Else

    Jerry: Morty, I'm not as smart as your Grandpa Rick, but I promise never to make that your problem again.

    Morty: Hey, Dad? Nobody's smarter than Rick, but nobody else is my dad. You're a genius at that.

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    Your Gods Are A Lie

    Morty: You guys are the f*cking worst! Your gods are a lie! F*ck you, f*ck nature, and f*ck trees!


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