Quotations The Best Mr. Burns Quotes of All Time  

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We all know Mr. Burns is the wealthiest man in Springfield, but he's also rich in amazing quotes that have stayed with us for all these years. Let's take a look at the best Mr. Burns quotes of all time, from his classic "Excellent" to funnier lines like "Homer, your bravery and quick thinking have turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three-Mile Island. Bravo!" These quotes from Monty Burns are ranked by your votes, so don't forget to give these lines your upvotes if they are favorites of yours.

Some of the funniest Mr. Burns quotes have to do with money and his status as a billionaire, as he's never ashamed to let others know he is better than him: "The man has no idea how to behave like a billionaire. Where's the dignity? Where's the contempt for the common man?" Another great Mr. Burns moment was when he bossed around baseball legend Don Mattingly (and several other MLB players): "Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns! Go home! You're off the team for good!"

Vote up the funniest quotes from Mr. Burns that always make you laugh, even if he is an evil billionaire who tried to block out the sun.

 

Like A Billionaire is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Mr. Burns Quotes of All Time
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Like A Billionaire

Mr. Burns: The man has no idea how to behave like a billionaire. Where's the dignity? Where's the contempt for the common man?

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Three-Mile Island is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Mr. Burns Quotes of All Time
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Three-Mile Island

Mr. Burns: Homer, your bravery and quick thinking have turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three-Mile Island. Bravo! 
Lisa: I think it's ironic that Dad saved the day, while a slimmer man would've fallen to his death. 
Bart: And I think it's ironic that, for once, Dad's butt prevented the spread of toxic gas.

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Greatest Novel Known To Man is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Mr. Burns Quotes of All Time
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Greatest Novel Known To Man

Mr. Burns: This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon they'll have written the greatest novel known to man. Let's see. It was the best of times, it was the *blurst* of times! You stupid monkey!

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Trim Those Sideburns is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Mr. Burns Quotes of All Time
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Trim Those Sideburns

Mr. Burns: Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns! Go home! You're off the team for good!
Don Mattingly: Fine! [under his breath] I still like him better than Steinbrenner.

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