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The Best Mr. Mackey Quotes From 'South Park'

Updated March 5, 2020 1.0k votes 156 voters 6.7k views24 items

It's time to rank the best Mr. Mackey quotes, m'kay. When the kids at South Park Elementary need some guidance, they head over to Mr. Mackey. He may not always impart the greatest wisdom, but he's always good for a laugh or two. He's had a long tenure on South Park and is perhaps best known for his catchphrase, "M'kay." However, there are plenty of funny Mr. Mackey quotes to enjoy whether you're a long-time fan or just got interested in the show.

With Mr. Mackey around, it's no wonder the kids around South Park just can't ever seem to behave. For this list, we've gathered every piece of advice Mr. Mackey has had to offer. Now, it's up to you to vote for the best Mr. Mackey quotes, m'kay.

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    Drugs Are Bad

    Mr. Mackey: Umm... Drugs are bad, m'kay.

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    Don't

    Mr. Mackey: Don't be such a p*ssy, m'kay. 

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    Dead Fetus

    Mr. Mackey: For a woman with a dead fetus on her head, you aren't being very open-minded.

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    Mud Monkey

    Mr. Mackey: How would you feel, if someone came into your home, m'kay? And pulled down their pants and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face?

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