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The Best Ned Flanders Quotes of All Time 

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Updated June 14, 2019 774 votes 219 voters 24.8k views 25 items

We all know Ned Flanders has some of the best quotes in The Simpsons, so why not rank them? Let's take a look at the best greatest Ned Flanders quotes of all time, including classic lines such as "I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month?" and "Hi diddly ho neighborinos!" The order of these Flanders quotes is determined by your votes, so help shape the list by voting you favorites up and down.

Since he's a devout Evangelical Christian, many of the funniest Flanders quoutes are about God, praying, or sinning: "Spend less time on your back and more time on your knees." That's not to say Flanders doesn't have his doubts from time to time and has struggled with his beliefs in several great Simpsons episodes. In Season Eight's "Hurricane Neddy," Flanders questions his faith after his house is destroyed in a hurricane: "I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!"

Vote up these funny Ned Flanders quotes that really make you love him as a character.

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Hi Diddly Ho is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Ned Flanders Quotes of All Time
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Hi Diddly Ho

Ned Flanders: Hi diddly ho neighborinos!

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Contradicts The Other St... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Ned Flanders Quotes of All Time
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Contradicts The Other Stuff

Ned Flanders: I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!

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More Time On Your Knees ... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Ned Flanders Quotes of All Time
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More Time On Your Knees

Ned Flanders: Spend less time on your back and more time on your knees.

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Wonderful Meat is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Ned Flanders Quotes of All Time
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Wonderful Meat

Ned Flanders: Bless the grocer for this wonderful meat, the middleman who jacked up the price, and let's not forget the humane but determined boys at the slaughterhouse.

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