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The Best Ned Flanders Quotes of All Time

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We all know Ned Flanders has some of the best quotes in The Simpsons, so why not rank them? Let's take a look at the best greatest Ned Flanders quotes of all time, including classic lines such as "I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month?" and "Hi diddly ho neighborinos!" The order of these Flanders quotes is determined by your votes, so help shape the list by voting you favorites up and down.

Since he's a devout Evangelical Christian, many of the funniest Flanders quoutes are about God, praying, or sinning: "Spend less time on your back and more time on your knees." That's not to say Flanders doesn't have his doubts from time to time and has struggled with his beliefs in several great Simpsons episodes. In Season Eight's "Hurricane Neddy," Flanders questions his faith after his house is destroyed in a hurricane: "I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!"

Vote up these funny Ned Flanders quotes that really make you love him as a character.

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    I Assume The Worst

    Ned Flanders: Well I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.

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    Great Sadness

    Ned Flanders: Dear neighbor, you are my brother. I love you, and yet I feel a great sadness in my bosom.

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    Ned Flanders: Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick in the kididdlehopper!

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    Bored Painting

    Ned Flanders: You're never bored painting the Lord!

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