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The Best Ned Flanders Quotes of All Time

Updated June 14, 2019 1.4k votes 323 voters 34.8k views25 items

We all know Ned Flanders has some of the best quotes in The Simpsons, so why not rank them? Let's take a look at the best greatest Ned Flanders quotes of all time, including classic lines such as "I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month?" and "Hi diddly ho neighborinos!" The order of these Flanders quotes is determined by your votes, so help shape the list by voting you favorites up and down.

Since he's a devout Evangelical Christian, many of the funniest Flanders quoutes are about God, praying, or sinning: "Spend less time on your back and more time on your knees." That's not to say Flanders doesn't have his doubts from time to time and has struggled with his beliefs in several great Simpsons episodes. In Season Eight's "Hurricane Neddy," Flanders questions his faith after his house is destroyed in a hurricane: "I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!"

Vote up these funny Ned Flanders quotes that really make you love him as a character.

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  • Hi Diddly Ho
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    Hi Diddly Ho

    Ned Flanders: Hi diddly ho neighborinos!

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  • Contradicts The Other Stuff
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    Contradicts The Other Stuff

    Ned Flanders: I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!

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  • Wonderful Meat
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    Wonderful Meat

    Ned Flanders: Bless the grocer for this wonderful meat, the middleman who jacked up the price, and let's not forget the humane but determined boys at the slaughterhouse.

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  • More Time On Your Knees
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    More Time On Your Knees

    Ned Flanders: Spend less time on your back and more time on your knees.

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