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We all know Ned Flanders has some of the best quotes in The Simpsons, so why not rank them? Let's take a look at the best greatest Ned Flanders quotes of all time, including classic lines such as "I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month?" and "Hi diddly ho neighborinos!" The order of these Flanders quotes is determined by your votes, so help shape the list by voting you favorites up and down.

Since he's a devout Evangelical Christian, many of the funniest Flanders quoutes are about God, praying, or sinning: "Spend less time on your back and more time on your knees." That's not to say Flanders doesn't have his doubts from time to time and has struggled with his beliefs in several great Simpsons episodes. In Season Eight's "Hurricane Neddy," Flanders questions his faith after his house is destroyed in a hurricane: "I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!"

Vote up these funny Ned Flanders quotes that really make you love him as a character.

Contradicts The Other Stuff is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Ned Flanders Quotes of All Time
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Contradicts The Other Stuff

Ned Flanders: I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!

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Hi Diddly Ho is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Ned Flanders Quotes of All Time
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Hi Diddly Ho

Ned Flanders: Hi diddly ho neighborinos!

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Pinkberry Place is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Ned Flanders Quotes of All Time
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Pinkberry Place

Ned Flanders: Thank you for taking me to that Pinkberry place. It’s a lot less racy than its name would lead you to believe

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Hero Sandwich is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Ned Flanders Quotes of All Time
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Hero Sandwich

Ned Flanders: He's a hero all right, a hero sandwich full of bologna!

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