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The Best Ned Flanders Quotes of All Time  

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We all know Ned Flanders has some of the best quotes in The Simpsons, so why not rank them? Let's take a look at the best greatest Ned Flanders quotes of all time, including classic lines such as "I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month?" and "Hi diddly ho neighborinos!" The order of these Flanders quotes is determined by your votes, so help shape the list by voting you favorites up and down.

Since he's a devout Evangelical Christian, many of the funniest Flanders quoutes are about God, praying, or sinning: "Spend less time on your back and more time on your knees." That's not to say Flanders doesn't have his doubts from time to time and has struggled with his beliefs in several great Simpsons episodes. In Season Eight's "Hurricane Neddy," Flanders questions his faith after his house is destroyed in a hurricane: "I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!"

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Hi Diddly Ho is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Ned Flanders Quotes of All Time
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Hi Diddly Ho

Ned Flanders: Hi diddly ho neighborinos!

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Contradicts The Other Stuff is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Ned Flanders Quotes of All Time
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Contradicts The Other Stuff

Ned Flanders: I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!

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Kididdlehopper is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Ned Flanders Quotes of All Time
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Kididdlehopper

Ned Flanders: Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick in the kididdlehopper!

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More Time On Your Knees is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Ned Flanders Quotes of All Time
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More Time On Your Knees

Ned Flanders: Spend less time on your back and more time on your knees.

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