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The Best And Funniest Quotes From 'Never Have I Ever'

Updated May 6, 2020 1.2k votes 167 voters 4.6k views30 items

The best Never Have I Ever quotes prove that Netflix has got another hit on its hands. The coming-of-age series starring Maitreyi Ramakrishnan follows a girl who hopes to change her social standing after one terrible year. It's an incredibly relatable series for anyone who ever felt awkward in high school, and the best of the best quotes have now been gathered together on one list. 

The show was created by Mindy Kaling, so you can be certain there are plenty of funny jokes and one-liners throughout the series. However, the show isn't afraid to get real, and sometimes, those moments have the most profound impact of all. 

The greatest quotes from Never Have I Ever are all right here. From getting boyfriends to attending parties, anyone who's ever gone through high school can relate to the misadventures of Devi and her friends. You can rank the top Never Have I Ever characters too!

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    Know How To Do It

    Devi: It's like, I think about sex 24/7, but I don't really know how to do it. In the movies, you always see the girl kiss her way down the guy's body, but then, she moves off-screen. Is she stopping at the penis or kissing all the way to the foot? 

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    Square Pizza Day

    Devi: I don't bring lunch on Tuesdays. It's square pizza day. 

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    This Is Worse

    Ramona: This is worse than if it were happening to me. In protest, I shan't use my legs either. 

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    John McEnroe

    John McEnroe: Now you may be asking yourself why is sports icon John McEnroe narrating this tale? It'll make sense later I promise. 

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