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The Best And Funniest Quotes From 'Never Have I Ever'

Updated May 6, 2020 1.0k votes 134 voters 3.6k views30 items

The best Never Have I Ever quotes prove that Netflix has got another hit on its hands. The coming-of-age series starring Maitreyi Ramakrishnan follows a girl who hopes to change her social standing after one terrible year. It's an incredibly relatable series for anyone who ever felt awkward in high school, and the best of the best quotes have now been gathered together on one list. 

The show was created by Mindy Kaling, so you can be certain there are plenty of funny jokes and one-liners throughout the series. However, the show isn't afraid to get real, and sometimes, those moments have the most profound impact of all. 

The greatest quotes from Never Have I Ever are all right here. From getting boyfriends to attending parties, anyone who's ever gone through high school can relate to the misadventures of Devi and her friends. You can rank the top Never Have I Ever characters too!

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    Hey Gods

    Devi: Hey gods, it's Devi Vishwakumar, your favorite Hindu girl in the San Fernando Valley. What's a-poppin'? It's the first day of school, and I thought we should have a check-in. I think we can all agree that last year sucked for a number of reasons. So I thought of a few ways you guys can make it up to me. One: I'd like to be invited to a party with alcohol and hard drugs. I'm not gonna do them, I'd just like the opportunity to say, "No cocaine for me, thanks. I'm good." Two: I'd love for my arm hair to thin out. I know it's an Indian thing, but my forearms look like the frigging floor of a barber shop. And lastly, most importantly, I'd really, really like a boyfriend, but not some nerd from one of my AP classes. Like a guy from a sports team. He can be dumb, I don't care. I just want him to be a stone-cold hottie, who could rock me all night long. Thanks for considering. I love you guys. 

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    Peace Out

    Devi: Peace out, virgin.

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    Give You A Smack

    Nalini: Yeah, you better go to your room before I give you a smack. Smacking is still an acceptable punishment in many minority cultures. 

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    You Will Walk Again

    Fabiola: One day, you will walk again. If not, I will build you legs. 

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