New Years The Best New Year's Resolutions You Haven't Heard Of  

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Typical New Year's resolutions are a drunken tradition everyone should participate in. This year be bold and make your New Year's resolution stand out from the crowd. Try one of these uniquely exotic New Year's resolutions.

Ménage à trois

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Declare your resolution to be to engage in a threesome. It's not just for promiscuous college students anymore. Just make sure your grandma doesn't walk in during your sensual escapade.

Don't Apologize

This year be you. Don't apologize for anything. Spilled a drink on someone? Just look at them like it's their fault. Let the door slam on the person behind you? Just keep walking. Let one go in the elevator? Give a grimacing look to the person on your left. Let's everyone try it and see what happens.

Goof Off

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Everyone wants to waste less time but why? We have plenty of time might as well goof off. Turn even simply mundane tasks into exciting adventures. Even our troops manage to enjoy the simple pleasures of life by goofing off. Check out this seriously kick ass clip. Definitely something you should try at home.

Party More Not Less

The recession has shown us life can suck. Make the most of it and party as often as possible. Fill the office water cooler with Vodka, feed techno music into the office intercom and bang that hot barista you drool over every morning. Take the bull by the horns and make some hamburgers.