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The Funniest Quotes From 'Night at the Museum'

April 23, 2020 320 votes 49 voters 1.4k views15 items

The best Night at the Museum quotes show why it was such a major success when it was released, spawning two sequels. The movie follows Ben Stiller's character who gets a job as a night watchman at a New York museum. To his surprise, the exhibits come to life at night due to a magical Egyptian artifact. With such a fantastical concept and solid jokes, the film was a hit with kids and adults alike. The best Night at the Museum quotes make the movie was instantly memorable and has remained a fun watch to this day. 

Which lines still give you a chuckle? Vote for the funniest Night at the Museum movie quotes below. There's magic in every bit of dialogue. 

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    Slapping a Monkey

    Teddy Roosevelt: Good Lord, Lawrence! Why are you slapping a monkey?

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      I'm Made of Wax

      Teddy Roosevelt: I'm made of wax, Larry. What are you made of?

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        Metaphorically Speaking

        Larry: I'm not a giant, guys, alright? You guys are really little.

        Octavius: We may be small but our hearts are large... metaphorically speaking.

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          In Or Out

          Cecil: Don't let anything in or out.

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