The best Night at the Museum quotes show why it was such a major success when it was released, spawning two sequels. The movie follows Ben Stiller's character who gets a job as a night watchman at a New York museum. To his surprise, the exhibits come to life at night due to a magical Egyptian artifact. With such a fantastical concept and solid jokes, the film was a hit with kids and adults alike. The best Night at the Museum quotes make the movie was instantly memorable and has remained a fun watch to this day.
Which lines still give you a chuckle? Vote for the funniest Night at the Museum movie quotes below. There's magic in every bit of dialogue.
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Slapping a Monkey
Teddy Roosevelt: Good Lord, Lawrence! Why are you slapping a monkey?4612Love this quote?
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I'm Made of Wax
Teddy Roosevelt: I'm made of wax, Larry. What are you made of?264Love this quote?
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Larry: I'm not a giant, guys, alright? You guys are really little.
Octavius: We may be small but our hearts are large... metaphorically speaking.210Love this quote?
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In Or Out
Cecil: Don't let anything in or out.3214Love this quote?