Sponsored
140 voters

The Best Night School Quotes

Updated October 2, 2020 651 votes 140 voters 8.1k views15 items

These funny Night School movie quotes provide the dialogue for the film which follows a down on his luck salesman who is forced to go back to night school to get his GED. Malcolm D. Lee directed the movie using a screenplay Kevin Hart, Harry Ratchford, Joey Wells, Matt Kellard, Nicholas Stoller and John Hamburg wrote. For this list we're highlighting the best quotes from Night School, with the help of your votes.

In Night School, Teddy Walker (Kevin Hart) feels he has it all, including a great sales job and beautiful girlfriend Lisa (Megalyn Echikunwoke.) When asking Lisa to marry him, Teddy causes an explosion that results in his firing. He looks for a new job but discovers he won't be hired unless he earns his GED.

Do you have a favorite quote from Night School? Vote up the funniest Night School quotes that really made you laugh out loud. 

...more
  • Clinically Dumb
    Photo: user uploaded image
    1

    Clinically Dumb

    Carrie: My suspicions were correct. You’re clinically dumb. There’s no cure for what you have.
    Teddy Walker: Oh, my God! I got learning herpes! I got the gift that keep on giving.

    75
    20
    Agree or disagree?
  • Thirteen Degree Burns
    Photo: user uploaded image
    2

    Thirteen Degree Burns

    [The store front explodes and we see Teddy fly onto the windshield of his car]
    Teddy Walker: Ahhh! I got thirteen degree burns on my ass!

    38
    6
    Agree or disagree?
  • In My House
    Photo: user uploaded image
    3

    In My House

    Teddy Walker: I was a couple of credits shy of graduating. I got to get my GED.
    Stewart: I’m the principal of this school, I can do whatever I want. You’re in my house.
    Teddy Walker: Are you using a Black voice?
    Stewart: No. I don’t hear color.

    32
    5
    Agree or disagree?
  • You Take That Test
    Photo: user uploaded image
    4

    You Take That Test

    Carrie: You take that test, or I tenderize your ass!
    Teddy Walker: I rebuke you!
    [Carrie starts beating Teddy with her belt]
    Carrie: Take this damn suit off!

    37
    13
    Agree or disagree?