These funny Night School movie quotes provide the dialogue for the film which follows a down on his luck salesman who is forced to go back to night school to get his GED. Malcolm D. Lee directed the movie using a screenplay Kevin Hart, Harry Ratchford, Joey Wells, Matt Kellard, Nicholas Stoller and John Hamburg wrote. For this list we're highlighting the best quotes from Night School, with the help of your votes.
In Night School, Teddy Walker (Kevin Hart) feels he has it all, including a great sales job and beautiful girlfriend Lisa (Megalyn Echikunwoke.) When asking Lisa to marry him, Teddy causes an explosion that results in his firing. He looks for a new job but discovers he won't be hired unless he earns his GED.
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Carrie: My suspicions were correct. You’re clinically dumb. There’s no cure for what you have.
Teddy Walker: Oh, my God! I got learning herpes! I got the gift that keep on giving.7520Agree or disagree?
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Thirteen Degree Burns
[The store front explodes and we see Teddy fly onto the windshield of his car]
Teddy Walker: Ahhh! I got thirteen degree burns on my ass!386Agree or disagree?
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In My House
Teddy Walker: I was a couple of credits shy of graduating. I got to get my GED.
Stewart: I’m the principal of this school, I can do whatever I want. You’re in my house.
Teddy Walker: Are you using a Black voice?
Stewart: No. I don’t hear color.325Agree or disagree?
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You Take That Test
Carrie: You take that test, or I tenderize your ass!
Teddy Walker: I rebuke you!
[Carrie starts beating Teddy with her belt]
Carrie: Take this damn suit off!3713Agree or disagree?