These funny Night School movie quotes provide the dialogue for the film which follows a down on his luck salesman who is forced to go back to night school to get his GED. Malcolm D. Lee directed the movie using a screenplay Kevin Hart, Harry Ratchford, Joey Wells, Matt Kellard, Nicholas Stoller and John Hamburg wrote. For this list we're highlighting the best quotes from Night School, with the help of your votes.
In Night School, Teddy Walker (Kevin Hart) feels he has it all, including a great sales job and beautiful girlfriend Lisa (Megalyn Echikunwoke.) When asking Lisa to marry him, Teddy causes an explosion that results in his firing. He looks for a new job but discovers he won't be hired unless he earns his GED.
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Marvin: You’re the best salesman I’ve ever seen. I can see you being a stockbroker like me.
Teddy Walker: Can't you get me a job?
Marvin: I wish I could. My boss won’t let me hire a dropout.
Teddy Walker: Look at Mark Zuckerberg.
Teddy’s Friend: He dropped out Harvard. You dropped out of Piedmont High.857Agree or disagree?
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[The store front explodes and we see Teddy fly onto the windshield of his car]
Teddy Walker: Ahhh! I got thirteen degree burns on my ass!8412Agree or disagree?
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[Isaac is speaking to Teddy when he shows up for the financial analyst job]
Isaac: I have been waiting on the Lord to bring me a pint-sized little man who can fill this out.
[Isaac motions to a chicken outfit]
Teddy Walker: Come and get your chicken from the lord.7310Agree or disagree?
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Teddy Walker: I was a couple of credits shy of graduating. I got to get my GED.
Stewart: I’m the principal of this school, I can do whatever I want. You’re in my house.
Teddy Walker: Are you using a Black voice?
Stewart: No. I don’t hear color.7010Agree or disagree?