Buried deep in the loins of the internet is one of the funniest Twitter accounts ever to grace our otherwise pointless existence on Earth. Thanks to the darkly hilarious and satirical fast-food-themed account, 'Nihilist Arby's,' Twitter users can finally bond with a roast beef sandwich over the meaningless tragedy of life. If you're hungry for bizarre and surreal humor, the darkest Nihilist Arby's tweets will satisfy you.
Created from bits of an existential crisis and horrific self-awareness, Nihilist Arby's doesn't shy away from expletives and super jacked-up imagery. Even though the parody account is lewd and crude, the real Arby's is super cool about it, even sparring with the account online, and meeting its creator with a gift bag full of sandwiches.
But who runs Nihilist Arby's? The idea originated from the mind of copywriter and advertiser Brendan Kelly and came to fruition in 2015. Taking the concept of a brand gone haywire on a "red pill" experience, Kelly went full-force with Nihilist Arby's, creating a dark hyper-reality for the spunky, sandwich-slinging chain eatery. Please enjoy the curly fries.
Reasons To Stay At Arby's
Arbys: come for the sandwiches. Stay because you died shooting heroin into your dick in the ladies room.— Nihilist Arby's (@nihilist_arbys) October 7, 2016
Water On Mars
They found water on Mars. Know what that means? It means that as we suffer & die here there's some useless fucking water on Mars— Nihilist Arby's (@nihilist_arbys) September 29, 2015
The Perfect Costume Idea
Costume idea: life support machine, since there's nothing scarier than that which refuses to free us from this hell— Nihilist Arby's (@nihilist_arbys) October 27, 2017
Happy 4th Of July
Here’s a fun joke for the fourth:— Nihilist Arby's (@nihilist_arbys) July 4, 2018
Q: What do the American dream and god have in common?
A: both are bullshit fairy tales that are fed to the poor and stupid to take their minds’ off the fact that no one loves them or wants them to do anything but work & die quietly