Hear ye hear ye, gamers! Anybody who enjoys The Sims will love some of the craziest descriptions of day-to-day life in the game, featured below. This list takes cues from the popular Reddit thread, and brings you the best of anormaldayinthesims!
These funny "a normal day in The Sims" stories cover everything from adultery and death to dancing in puddles of pee. A normal day in the Sims jokes are nothing like your typical jokes - herein lie the craziest happenings from the game, like dying of starvation because there's too much clutter on the counter.
I am a cat. One of my masters, my favorite one, decided to cook on his brand new oven just after some renovation but he started a fire by accident. Both of my masters decided to run up to the fire and scream and panic. They didn't leave or call the fire department, so they both burned alive.
At least I get the sofa to myself!
A Proud Father
One of my Sim couples was expecting their first child. I guess the husband got a little too excited because he got in the car and drove to the hospital without his wife, who gave birth at home, alone. You'd think the husband would come home after he realized his mistake. Nope. He proceeded to flirt with a random lady carrying her newborn child out of the hospital. She started to flirt back. Her husband got angry. My Sim husband went home only to ignore his wife and new child. My Sims are now divorced.
Dad Dies from Too Much Woohoo
I married a man much older than me so I could have a baby. And then when he got old I woohoo'd him four times in a row in an attempt to have him die from over-exertion. But when it finally happened, I felt bad because my son has no father now.
My sim married a man on the top of his career, then cheated on him with an Asian man, who happened to be an alien in disguise.