Total Nerd 23 Insane Situations Only Sims Addicts Would Think Are Normal  

Duke Harten
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List Rules Vote up the most messed up things that are totally normal in the world of The Sims.

Hear ye hear ye, gamers! Anybody who enjoys The Sims will love some of the craziest descriptions of day-to-day life in the game, featured below. This list takes cues from the popular Reddit thread, and brings you the best of anormaldayinthesims!

These funny "a normal day in The Sims" stories cover everything from adultery and death to dancing in puddles of pee. A normal day in the Sims jokes are nothing like your typical jokes - herein lie the craziest happenings from the game, like dying of starvation because there's too much clutter on the counter. 

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Family Affair

Family Affair is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list 23 Insane Situations Only Sims Addicts Would Think Are Normal
Photo: EA Games/Kotaku

My father divorced my mother and married my girlfriend's mother. Now I'm engaged to my girlfriend who is my step sister. Help.

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Dad Dies from Too Much Woohoo

Dad Dies from Too Much Woohoo is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list 23 Insane Situations Only Sims Addicts Would Think Are Normal
Photo: EA Games/Forums.TheSims.com

I married a man much older than me so I could have a baby. And then when he got old I woohoo'd him four times in a row in an attempt to have him die from over-exertion. But when it finally happened, I felt bad because my son has no father now.

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Dead Husband Is Jealous

Dead Husband Is Jealous is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list 23 Insane Situations Only Sims Addicts Would Think Are Normal
Photo: EA Games/Sims Wiki

So I was married, but then got interested in a guy. My husband died so I thought it was okay to go ahead and start an official relationship with this new man. However, my husband's ghost has started rumors in town that I am currently cheating on him so now all my acquaintances are judging me. Am I expected to stay with my dead husbands ghost for forever? It's really complicating my social life.

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Dying of Embarrassment

Dying of Embarrassment is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list 23 Insane Situations Only Sims Addicts Would Think Are Normal
Photo: EA Games/RSVLTS

It all started when the toilet broke. My husband wasn't able to go to the bathroom and finally wet himself. He was so embarrassed that he died right there. Now I have to pee, but the toilet is broken! I can't even fix the toilet, because the urn is there and I'm just too sad! I'm afraid I just can't go on.

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