TV Episodes The Best Episodes From Family Guy Season 3  

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There are so many great episodes of Family Guy in season 3, but which are your absolute favorite? This list ranks every episode of Family Guy season 3 from best to worst, with the help of your votes.

The third season of Family Guy returned on July 11, 2001, after Fox canceled the series following season 2 due to low ratings. Consisting of 22 episodes, season 3 of Family Guy concluded on February 14, 2002, at which point the series was again canceled. High ratings on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim and DVD sales though would give the series yet another chance in 2005.

Which Family Guy season 3 episode did you like better, "Road to Europe" or "And the Wiener Is..."? Vote up the best episodes from Family Guy season 3 that you'd like to see at the top of the list.

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Emission Impossible is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Episodes From Family Guy Season 3
Emission Impossible Nov 08 2001 Peter goes with Lois to visit her sister Carole, who is now pregnant, but alone since her husband walked out on her. Carole goes into labor and Peter helps deliver the baby. Caught up in the ...more

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One If by Clam, Two If by Sea is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Episodes From Family Guy Season 3
One If by Clam, Two If by Sea Aug 01 2001 When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and ...more

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Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Episodes From Family Guy Season 3
Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother? Dec 06 2001 While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t quite get the hang ...more

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Death Lives is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Episodes From Family Guy Season 3
Death Lives Aug 15 2001 Peter sneaks away on his and Lois' anniversary to play golf at an upscale country club, only to be struck by lightning and have a near-death experience. Death promises to give Peter a revelation ...more

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Family Guy Viewer Mail 1 is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Episodes From Family Guy Season 3
Family Guy Viewer Mail 1 Feb 14 2002 "Family Guy Viewer Mail #1" is the 21st episode of the third season of Family Guy, first aired on February 14, 2002. The episode consists of three segments, each said by Brian and ...more

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The Thin White Line is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Episodes From Family Guy Season 3
The Thin White Line Jul 11 2001 "The Thin White Line" is the first episode of the third season of the animated comedy series Family Guy. This episode was originally produced for season 2. It originally aired on Fox ...more

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From Method to Madness is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Episodes From Family Guy Season 3
From Method to Madness Jan 24 2002 When Brian expresses his interest in theatre, Lois tells him to try out for the Quahog School of Performing Arts. During the audition, Brian turns in a mediocre performance and is dismissed by ...more

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Stuck Together, Torn Apart is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Episodes From Family Guy Season 3
Stuck Together, Torn Apart Jan 31 2002 Peter's jealousy reaches new heights when he accompanies Lois to the gynecologist. As the doctor prepares to examine Lois, Peter refuses to let him near her. Later, while shopping, Lois runs ...more

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A Fish out of Water is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Episodes From Family Guy Season 3
A Fish out of Water Sep 19 2001 Peter, Still out of a job, and now severely obese, decides to take on a new profession: Fishing. After buying a boat at a police auction, he soon finds himself in debt to a loan shark. When ...more

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Brian Wallows and Peter's Swal... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Episodes From Family Guy Season 3
Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows Jan 17 2002 When Brian is arrested for drunk driving, he's forced to do community service, which consists of helping Pearl, a middle-aged, agoraphobic, bitter woman. Brian gets so fed up with her insanity, ...more

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And the Wiener Is... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Episodes From Family Guy Season 3
And the Wiener Is... Aug 08 2001 "And the Wiener Is..." is the fifth episode of the third season of the animated comedy series Family Guy, the last episode produced for Season 2. It originally aired on Fox on August ...more

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The Kiss Seen Around the World is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Episodes From Family Guy Season 3
The Kiss Seen Around the World Aug 29 2001 When Meg, due to her crush on Tom Tucker, the newscaster, applies for an internship at the local television station and gets the job, she is disappointed to find that her news partner is the ...more

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Screwed the Pooch is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Episodes From Family Guy Season 3
Screwed the Pooch Nov 29 2001 Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies ...more

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Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Episodes From Family Guy Season 3
Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington Jul 25 2001 "Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington" is the third episode of the third season of the animated comedy series Family Guy, even though it was produced for season 2. It originally aired on Fox ...more

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Brian Does Hollywood is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Episodes From Family Guy Season 3
Brian Does Hollywood Jul 18 2001 The Griffin family learns Brain has gone to Hollywood. After trying out on Kids Say the Darndest Things, Stewie awarded an appearance, and the Griffin get a free trip to Los Angeles. Brian ...more

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Road to Europe is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Episodes From Family Guy Season 3
Road to Europe Feb 07 2002 Stewie is addicted to the British hot children's show "Jolly Farm Review" based on Mother Maggie, a benevolent figure who looks after kids on a farm. Brian makes fun of Stewie for ...more

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To Live and Die in Dixie is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Episodes From Family Guy Season 3
To Live and Die in Dixie Nov 18 2001 Chris chooses a robber out of a lineup, but after Peter accidentally tells the robber where the family lives, the Griffins are placed in the witness protection program. They are sent to the Deep ...more

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A Very Special Family Guy Frea... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Episodes From Family Guy Season 3
A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas Dec 21 2001 Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus’ ability to keep 24-hour ...more

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Mr. Saturday Knight is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Episodes From Family Guy Season 3
Mr. Saturday Knight Sep 05 2001 Peter's boss comes to dinner at the Griffin house but soon dies. The Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory is turned into the Happy-Go-Lucky Terminal Disease Institute. Unemployed, Peter begins his search ...more

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Ready, Willing, and Disabled is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Episodes From Family Guy Season 3
Ready, Willing, and Disabled Dec 20 2001 Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the ...more

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When You Wish Upon a Weinstein is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Episodes From Family Guy Season 3
When You Wish Upon a Weinstein Nov 09 2003 "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein" is the 22nd and final episode of the third season of animated sitcom Family Guy. It would have first aired on Fox in 2002, but due to concerns about ...more

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Lethal Weapons is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Episodes From Family Guy Season 3
Lethal Weapons Aug 22 2001 Bonnie convinces Lois to join her Tae-Jitsu class and Quahog is invaded by New York "leafers" coming to look at the pretty colored leaves in fall. Lois quickly becomes a black-belt, ...more