The Best Drunk Ideas Ever Had by Fancy Ladies

Voting Rules
Vote for your favorite Hold My Cosmo Fails

As most ladies already know, nothing good ever happens after the words, “Hold my Cosmo.” But still, this red flag phrase (dubbed “HMC” for short) has escaped the mouths of the best of us throughout history, generally right before an embarrassing incident in front of throngs of on-lookers. Here you’ll find a collection of such incidents, including daring stunts gone horribly awry, ill-fated bright ideas, and the effects of liquid courage at its worst. So the next time hungover-you feels bad about your own drunk fails, check out the best of “Hold My Cosmo.”

You’ll see women attempt to leap over large puddles in a single bound, preform death defying stunts on tiny bikes, and have some unfortunate baking accidents. So get someone to hold your own Cosmo and join in on the fun!

We would, however, like to advise you not to attempt any of the following actions at home, for reasons which will soon become abundantly clear. Though drunk-you may someday think that you could absolutely preform each and every action on this list with tact and poise, we guarantee you cannot. That said, come on in and get your crazy on by living vicariously through the actions of these hysterical gals as they nudge you and wink, “Hey girl! Hold my Cosmo!” 

  • 1
    108 VOTES

    Hey Girl, HMC While I Get My Stripper On.

    108 votes
  • 2
    161 VOTES

    Girl, HMC While I Dirt Bike Straight At This Blind Hill.

    161 votes
  • 3
    67 VOTES

    HMC Girl, I'ma Just Do This Flawless Swan Dive.

    67 votes
  • 4
    70 VOTES

    Hey Girl, HMC While I Break It Down.

    70 votes
  • 5
    77 VOTES

    Hey Girl, HMC While I Do the Ice Bucket Challenge!

    77 votes
  • 6
    91 VOTES

    Hey Girl, HMC While I Effortlessly Leap This Puddle.

    91 votes