The best Office Space quotes make you realize how funny the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Office Space, with the help of your votes. Starring Ron Livingston, Jennifer Aniston, and David Herman, Office Space was directed by Mike Judge and released in 1999.
What are your favorite lines from Office Space? One of the memorable one-liners was when Peter said, "I did absolutely nothing and it was everything I thought it could be." Another great line from Office Space is, "I'm going to need those TPS reports... ASAP." spoken by Bill Lumbergh.
Vote up your top Office Space quotes, regardless of which character they come from.
- 166 VOTES
Just Gonna Stop Going
Joanna: So, where do you work, Peter?
Peter Gibbons: Initech.
Joanna: Ini- yeah, what do you do there?
Peter Gibbons: I sit in a cubicle and I update bank software for the 2000 switch.
Joanna: What's that?
Peter Gibbons: Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits for the date instead of four. So, like, 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Joanna: Won't you get fired?
Peter Gibbons: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
Peter Gibbons: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh, I'm just gonna stop going.
Joanna: When did you decide all that?
Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.
Joanna: Oh, really? About an hour ago... so you're gonna get another job?
Peter Gibbons: I don't think I'd like another job.
Joanna: Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...
Peter Gibbons: You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.
Joanna: Well, so what do you wanna do?
Peter Gibbons: I wanna take you out to dinner, and then I wanna go back to my apartment and watch Kung Fu. Do you ever watch Kung Fu?
Joanna: I love Kung Fu.
Peter Gibbons: Channel 39.
Peter Gibbons: You should come over and watch Kung Fu tonight.
Joanna: Okay, Okay, can we order lunch first? Okay?Love this quote?
- 295 VOTES
That Would Be Great
Bill Lumbergh: So, if you could do that, that would be great...Love this quote?
- 3131 VOTES
You've Been Missing
Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been missing it, Bob.Love this quote?
- 4118 VOTES
Peter Gibbons: I did absolutely nothing and it was everything I thought it could be.Love this quote?