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The Best 'Office Space' Quotes  

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The best Office Space quotes make you realize how funny the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Office Space, with the help of your votes. Starring Ron Livingston, Jennifer Aniston, and David Herman, Office Space was directed by Mike Judge and released in 1999.

What are your favorite lines from Office Space? One of the memorable one-liners was when Peter said, "I did absolutely nothing and it was everything I thought it could be." Another great line from Office Space is, "I'm going to need those TPS reports... ASAP." spoken by Bill Lumbergh.

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Absolutely Nothing is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best 'Office Space' Quotes
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Absolutely Nothing

Peter Gibbons: I did absolutely nothing and it was everything I thought it could be.

 

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You've Been Missing is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best 'Office Space' Quotes
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You've Been Missing

Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.

Peter Gibbons: Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been missing it, Bob.

 

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My Stapler is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best 'Office Space' Quotes
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My Stapler

Milton Waddams: Y-- Excuse me. You-- I believe you have my stapler?

 

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That Would Be Great is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best 'Office Space' Quotes
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That Would Be Great

Bill Lumbergh: So, if you could do that, that would be great...

 

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